"I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m ****ing ******ed but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache†and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding." - Guuse
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
ExamplePrime
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I remember joining the game about the time Olaf was released and played Anivia and loved her
I bought her as like my second champion
And EVERYONE I met told me she sucked. That she was too mana instensive, ****, her wall was stupid, she had no damage.
Dammit I was level 15 when I was rolling her and owned 90% of the time
Then she was never touched until recently, because SUDDENLY she was OP. She hadn't changed for like 20 patches 0_o
I bought her as like my second champion
And EVERYONE I met told me she sucked. That she was too mana instensive, ****, her wall was stupid, she had no damage.
Dammit I was level 15 when I was rolling her and owned 90% of the time
Then she was never touched until recently, because SUDDENLY she was OP. She hadn't changed for like 20 patches 0_o
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I play games, I write stories. And I make youtube videos that are way to long.
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