"I saw [Twilight: Eclipse] in theaters with a girl I was dating at the time. I spent more time staring at my toes and wiggling them than I did watching this abomination. When Edward proposed to Blank Face, I finally looked up with a revelation.
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
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I remember joining the game about the time Olaf was released and played Anivia and loved her
I bought her as like my second champion
And EVERYONE I met told me she sucked. That she was too mana instensive, ****, her wall was stupid, she had no damage.
Dammit I was level 15 when I was rolling her and owned 90% of the time
Then she was never touched until recently, because SUDDENLY she was OP. She hadn't changed for like 20 patches 0_o
I bought her as like my second champion
And EVERYONE I met told me she sucked. That she was too mana instensive, ****, her wall was stupid, she had no damage.
Dammit I was level 15 when I was rolling her and owned 90% of the time
Then she was never touched until recently, because SUDDENLY she was OP. She hadn't changed for like 20 patches 0_o
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I play games, I write stories. And I make youtube videos that are way to long.
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I play games, I write stories. And I make youtube videos that are way to long.
I've always loved her.
"I saw [Twilight: Eclipse] in theaters with a girl I was dating at the time. I spent more time staring at my toes and wiggling them than I did watching this abomination. When Edward proposed to Blank Face, I finally looked up with a revelation.
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
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