"I saw [Twilight: Eclipse] in theaters with a girl I was dating at the time. I spent more time staring at my toes and wiggling them than I did watching this abomination. When Edward proposed to Blank Face, I finally looked up with a revelation.
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
Yes, I agree this is a funny vid. I also agree that the suicide was quite awesome. However, how many times are people going to post this video in the forums? It's getting a tad bit old...
Many an opportunity is lost because a man is out looking for four-leaf clovers. ~Author Unknown
When I was young, I observed that nine out of ten things I did were failures. So I did ten times more work. ~George Bernard Shaw
When I was young, I observed that nine out of ten things I did were failures. So I did ten times more work. ~George Bernard Shaw
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he was suiciding to not give kills away...
Lol, don't bother. He's a baddie :P