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Creator: jhoijhoi June 6, 2011 7:25am
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Today at the health center:

>Sit quietly
>Read Women's magazine
>A woman runs inside
>Shouts: "MY WOMB IS BURNING I NEED HELP"
>People are like: "omg sit down or u die"
>Just sitting there, reading magazine
>Nurses refuse to examine the woman because she is shouting and she is aggressive
>Woman pisses on the floor
>Woman goes to bathroom
>Comes back
>"Oh, I don't need doctor anymore, bye bye"
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LMFAO wish you would have recorded that! would have been pure epicness.


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Did I forget to mention she wasn't the anorectic kind of woman (~200 kg?)

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The First Law of Shaco states that if a Shaco is on my team, he will feed, cannot control his ultimate, and wastes time stacking Boxes in bushes that no one will walk in. Enemy Shaco will inevitably be fed as ****, splitpush like pros, solo dragons with their ult, and be in every bush at any given time.

The Second Law of Shaco states that all Shaco players are douchebags who probably beat their girlfriends.
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idk every shaco ive had has fed regardless of what team hes on

also the second law is true
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and be in every bush at any given time.

this is fairly similar to Schrödinger's Garen ( Garen is both in all bushes and not in all bushes until they have been facechecked).
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EUW servers ;_;
Change is gooooood
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Meiyjhe wrote:

EUW servers ;_;
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Your disease is now on EUNE too ;_;
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Watched some streams, NA has the same issues it seems.

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