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the only game i ever preordered was skyrim
i later had to buy another copy of it a few months later because my xbox destroyed the disc after my brother threw his backpack and it hit the xbox
but i dont see much of a point in preordering than maybe an extra weapon to start the game with to make the first few minutes/hours of the game simple to play (like the extra weapons you got for preordering rage makes the first 3 places you go through simple and without using any ammo) but then the game is just way too easy
i later had to buy another copy of it a few months later because my xbox destroyed the disc after my brother threw his backpack and it hit the xbox
but i dont see much of a point in preordering than maybe an extra weapon to start the game with to make the first few minutes/hours of the game simple to play (like the extra weapons you got for preordering rage makes the first 3 places you go through simple and without using any ammo) but then the game is just way too easy
Thanks to TheNamelessBard for the signature
I don't preorder games anymore, the last one I pre ordered was marvel vs capcom 3, went to college forget about and when I got done for the semester ultimate marvel vs capcom came out, so I just bought that one instead, waste of 5 bucks, I don't think Kick starting counts as preodering though
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Use some damn patience. I haven't preordered a game in my life and I'm glad I haven't.
(unless you count kickstarting as preordering, which it kinda is, but I've only kickstarted one game so far; Distance)