"I'm ebolakin. You can refer to me as Ebola-Chan." - Vurtax
"I also am Otherkin. Whenever autumn rolls around I can feel my kin-type slowly taking over my body. You must know, I identify as pumpkin. I can control it pretty good most of the time, but when September ends, I just cant hold it in anymore. Whenever Im outside I see my brothers and sisters being chopped into soup, coffee, donuts, cake, drinks, bread - ppl even cut human faces into their skin, making a mockery out of their noble appearance. When I see things like that I cant control my pumpkin urges anymore. My natural instincts kick in. I then sit down motionless, while getting bright orange." - Morgana L
"I also am Otherkin. Whenever autumn rolls around I can feel my kin-type slowly taking over my body. You must know, I identify as pumpkin. I can control it pretty good most of the time, but when September ends, I just cant hold it in anymore. Whenever Im outside I see my brothers and sisters being chopped into soup, coffee, donuts, cake, drinks, bread - ppl even cut human faces into their skin, making a mockery out of their noble appearance. When I see things like that I cant control my pumpkin urges anymore. My natural instincts kick in. I then sit down motionless, while getting bright orange." - Morgana L
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As we all know, the 4th of July commemorates when George Washington invented the Ford Mustang and used it to drive the Galactic Empire, led under Emperor Palpatine and Darth Vader, out of North America, thus inventing freedom. Some scholars argue that the Mustang actually came later, and it was actually the Dodge Challenger that George Washington invented, but personally I believe it was a sort of combination. Benjamin Franklin was probably responsible for the Challenger, although it's difficult to find evidence of either assertion. As we all know, Benjamin Franklin was responsible for many other inventions, including rock and roll, cheeseburgers, and Converse shoes, so it's not unreasonable to assume that he invented the Challenger.