"Blizzard spoke thus; Thou shalt not BM. And the players replied Nay, I shall Play my hand with Lethal already on the board. And so Blizzard sent unto them this Brawl of Yogg, As a lesson for their sins of Pride and Greed, for he is the Prophet of Madness and RNG. On that day, the tavern descended into an era of chaos and darkness, until the weekend passed and everyone forgot all about it. Amen. Book of SMOrc, Verse 20, Chapter 4." - Feam T
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As we all know, the 4th of July commemorates when George Washington invented the Ford Mustang and used it to drive the Galactic Empire, led under Emperor Palpatine and Darth Vader, out of North America, thus inventing freedom. Some scholars argue that the Mustang actually came later, and it was actually the Dodge Challenger that George Washington invented, but personally I believe it was a sort of combination. Benjamin Franklin was probably responsible for the Challenger, although it's difficult to find evidence of either assertion. As we all know, Benjamin Franklin was responsible for many other inventions, including rock and roll, cheeseburgers, and Converse shoes, so it's not unreasonable to assume that he invented the Challenger.