Funny Items on Amazon

[quote=Bioalchemist]My coworker sent me a link to an item on amazon. I [b][color=#00ff00]read the reviews[/color][/b] and was laughing so hard I cried. I am sure my office neighbors thought i had lost it. In any case I wanted to share the laughs so here goes: [url=http://www.amazon.com/Images-SI-Inc-Uranium-Ore/dp/B000796XXM/ref=pd_sim_sbs_b_5]Uranium[/url] you could say yeah that is fake not all that funny so try this one: [url=http://www.amazon.com/Microwave-One-Sonia-Allison/dp/1852250437/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1379378439&sr=1-1&keywords=microwave+for+one]Cookbook[/url] So if you can find some more joke items or items that have hilarious reviews please post them...by the end of this I am sure my coworkers will truly question my sanity![/quote]

[quote=Ninja Trigger]Here is a great one that I know [color=#ff8000]Meiyjhe[/color] would very much enjoy my boss showed me me this and I laughed so hard over the reviews [url=http://www.amazon.com/Hutzler-571-Banana-Slicer/dp/B0047E0EII][color=#ffff00]The Hutzler 571 Banana Slicer[/color][/url][/quote]

[quote=Kinen]The [url=http://www.amazon.co.uk/product-reviews/B000KKNQBK]classic[/url].[/quote]

[quote=caucheka]no [url=http://www.amazon.com/JL421-Badonkadonk-Land-Cruiser-Tank/dp/B00067F1CE/ref=cm_cr_pr_product_top]this is a classic.[/url] or [url=http://www.amazon.com/Tuscan-Whole-Milk-Gallon-128/dp/B00032G1S0]this one too[/url] fuck theres just [url=http://www.amazon.com/Parent-Child-Testing-Product-Pack/dp/B002A6HXL6/ref=pd_sbs_hpc_2]so many[/quote]

[quote=Searz][quote=Kinen] The [url=http://www.amazon.co.uk/product-reviews/B000KKNQBK]classic[/url].[/quote] That was amazing.[/quote]

[quote=Meiyjhe][quote=Ninja Trigger] Here is a great one that I know [color=#ff8000]Meiyjhe[/color] would very much enjoy my boss showed me me this and I laughed so hard over the reviews [url=http://www.amazon.com/Hutzler-571-Banana-Slicer/dp/B0047E0EII][color=#ffff00]The Hutzler 571 Banana Slicer[/color][/url] [/quote] Well, at least my fellow banana-beings have a quick death instead of being sliced up piece by piece. [quote=caucheka]fuck theres just so many[/quote] No clue what it is, but I want it :O[/quote]

[quote=Bioalchemist]@ ninja lol yeah i saw that one yesterday i love the 001 model. @ kinen wow lmao that was excellent @ caucheka the funny thing is that the tuscan milk is referred to in the uranium one by one reviewer. the tank was funny...though it does lack a cannon, treads, and armor as pointed out. the parent child testing product was hilarious "Received package, instead of containing a 5-pack of Parent Child testing product, package contained five dead scorpions and a hamster dressed as Captain Jean-Luc Picard. Would not buy again."[/quote]

[quote=mastrer1000]http://www.amazon.com/Million-Random-Digits-Normal-Deviates/dp/0833030477/ref=pd_sim_sbs_misc_5 this book is so awesome that i read it like 10 times.[/quote]

[quote=caucheka]yeah i just noticed that myself. another [url=http://www.amazon.com/Avoid-Huge-Ships-John-Trimmer/dp/0870334336/ref=pd_sim_sbs_gro_6]classic.[/quote]

[quote=Ninja Trigger]Another great product for picking up chicks [url=http://www.amazon.com/The-Mountain-Three-Short-Sleeve/dp/B00EO63GV6/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1379451110&sr=8-1&keywords=wolf+t+shirt][color=#0080ff]Unleash the power of the wolf shirt[/color][/url][/quote]