Searz wrote:
Ich habe ein kartoffel!
This haz to be google translator.
At first: It's "eine Kartoffel". I know. Writing big in the middle of a sentence seems weird to all non-german people. We call those words "Nomen" (noun) or "Substantiv" (substantive). You're writing them with a big first letter. Always. For example:
Baum (tree)
Eis (ice cream)
Papier (paper)
Tisch (desk)
and so on.
Dieser Baum ist groß. (This tree is big.)
Ich mag kein Eis. (I don't like ice cream.)
Thanks to Arcnana 3!
Nope, just my own broken GERMISH.
Yar, har, har.
Yar, har, har.
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我操他媽了個逼的。
:)