Searz wrote:
Ich habe ein kartoffel!
This haz to be google translator.
At first: It's "eine Kartoffel". I know. Writing big in the middle of a sentence seems weird to all non-german people. We call those words "Nomen" (noun) or "Substantiv" (substantive). You're writing them with a big first letter. Always. For example:
Baum (tree)
Eis (ice cream)
Papier (paper)
Tisch (desk)
and so on.
Dieser Baum ist groß. (This tree is big.)
Ich mag kein Eis. (I don't like ice cream.)
Thanks to Arcana3!
Å fyy fan. En svensk.
"I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m ****ing ******ed but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache†and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding." - Guuse
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
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我操他媽了個逼的。
:)