Xaioli wrote:
^ or blue waffles
What? I kinda like blue waff-
OH GOD
OH NO
WELL I GUESS IM NOT STRAIGHT EITHER
"I saw [Twilight: Eclipse] in theaters with a girl I was dating at the time. I spent more time staring at my toes and wiggling them than I did watching this abomination. When Edward proposed to Blank Face, I finally looked up with a revelation.
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
"You can't have your privacy violated if you don't know your privacy is violated." - Mike Rogers, U.S. Representative for Michigan's 8th congressional district, 2013
I.e: Mike Rogers doesn't think it's rape unless the victim knows (s)he has been raped. Sounds legit.
I.e: Mike Rogers doesn't think it's rape unless the victim knows (s)he has been raped. Sounds legit.
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next they'll be finding out about meatspin
(please don't google it for the love of god)
Why not? It doesn't sound too -
OH DEAR GOD
I AM NOT
I REPEAT
I AM NOT
THE GAY
OFFICIALLY CONFIRMED
eyebleach! warning: might be slightly NSFW
*Tssss* ahhhh....