"I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m ****ing ******ed but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache†and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding." - Guuse
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
"I feel like the Kurt Cobain of my generation, but people just don't understand me." - Justin Bieber
"I felt like the Justin Bieber of my generation, so i shot myself." - Kurt Cobain
seriously, justin bieber only got famous because he has famous friends. like any teen heartthrob once he falls out of the spotlight its a quick spiral downward.
"I felt like the Justin Bieber of my generation, so i shot myself." - Kurt Cobain
seriously, justin bieber only got famous because he has famous friends. like any teen heartthrob once he falls out of the spotlight its a quick spiral downward.
I like things that make me feel stupid. - Ken Levine
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Edit: ******* it. It's not on Google Play and I can't find a download through googling :(
Haaalp plox?