"I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m ****ing ******ed but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache†and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding." - Guuse
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
I knew it looked cool, I was just really worried about their business model, which is why I never bothered playing before now(even tho I was in the beta). TB just showed that there was nothing to worry about.
How do you log into the site with your Steam acc login?
Also, who's igankyoudie?
How do you log into the site with your Steam acc login?
Also, who's igankyoudie?
"If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses." - Henry Ford
"I contend we are both atheists, I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours." - Stephen F Roberts
"I contend we are both atheists, I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours." - Stephen F Roberts
Weird, my beta acc was somehow connected to Steam..
Also, is the daily bonus supposed to be available several times a day? Cuz I got it like 5 times yesterday.
Also, is the daily bonus supposed to be available several times a day? Cuz I got it like 5 times yesterday.
"I saw [Twilight: Eclipse] in theaters with a girl I was dating at the time. I spent more time staring at my toes and wiggling them than I did watching this abomination. When Edward proposed to Blank Face, I finally looked up with a revelation.
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
Searz wrote:
Weird, my beta acc was somehow connected to Steam..
Also, is the daily bonus supposed to be available several times a day? Cuz I got it like 5 times yesterday.
Yeah it is a weird bug. I am not complaining about it tho :3



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I know I'm gonna play some.
Feel free to add me, I'm Searz in the EU region.
Here's the Steam link for those interested.
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