"I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m ****ing ******ed but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache†and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding." - Guuse
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
Thalia Kael wrote:
MS Paint so fast
These images has not been edited aside from the black box I added to hide some info :3
Sittin' on chimneys, putting fire up my ***.
"I biked 12km in a blizzard today and mice are chewing on my chocolate bars. Life's good."
"I biked 12km in a blizzard today and mice are chewing on my chocolate bars. Life's good."
SkidmarkD wrote:
You'd think they'd stick with multiplier settings.
Don't think most HW can handle those bus speeds.....
Finally somebody that has a clue of what is going on :D
I might post the source later on :3
"I saw [Twilight: Eclipse] in theaters with a girl I was dating at the time. I spent more time staring at my toes and wiggling them than I did watching this abomination. When Edward proposed to Blank Face, I finally looked up with a revelation.
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
Almost forgot. Here's the source:
http://www.sweclockers.com/forum/54-amd/1206891-tror-jag-har-varldens-snabbaste-dator-vad-beror-detta-pa/
Have fun translating.
http://www.sweclockers.com/forum/54-amd/1206891-tror-jag-har-varldens-snabbaste-dator-vad-beror-detta-pa/
Have fun translating.
Google has a job title called "Head of Black Community Engagement"..
I don't know whether to cry or laugh.. or both.
I don't know whether to cry or laugh.. or both.
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Overclockers have been able to push it as far as 13TeraHertz.
Make sure you have proper cooling or it will melt a hole through the space-time continuum.