"If someone is ****, you point at them and declare "****!". Because this is the internet." - Serpentiferous
"The Internet: where men are men, women are men, and little girls are the FBI." - ???
"The Internet: where men are men, women are men, and little girls are the FBI." - ???
He didn't last long :(
Taken from Steam chat:
00:13 - Winter (✿╹◡╹): this looks so ****ing scary
00:13 - Searz: dw, just think about the worst that could happen
00:14 - Searz: *reassuring like a baws*
00:14 - Winter (✿╹◡╹): ._.
Taken from Steam chat:
00:13 - Winter (✿╹◡╹): this looks so ****ing scary
00:13 - Searz: dw, just think about the worst that could happen
00:14 - Searz: *reassuring like a baws*
00:14 - Winter (✿╹◡╹): ._.
"I saw [Twilight: Eclipse] in theaters with a girl I was dating at the time. I spent more time staring at my toes and wiggling them than I did watching this abomination. When Edward proposed to Blank Face, I finally looked up with a revelation.
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
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