"I saw [Twilight: Eclipse] in theaters with a girl I was dating at the time. I spent more time staring at my toes and wiggling them than I did watching this abomination. When Edward proposed to Blank Face, I finally looked up with a revelation.
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
[quote=Cavok][quote=Searz]
Do you have a lawn?
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Of course he does, it looks like this.
[img]http://www.indochinaodysseytours.com/vietnam/ho-chi-minh-city/images/cu-chi-tunnels_1.jpg[/img][/quote]
That's not a lawn, that's trees and a ****load of leafs.
Nice picture tho. I think we've found the rice-eater's secret hideout >:D
[quote=Searz]That's not a lawn, that's trees and a shitload of leafs.
Nice picture tho. I think we've found the rice-eater's secret hideout >:D[/quote]
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I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817