His R:
Let's Riot!: Chuck Norris utilizes the banning system to instantly
give all enemy players enough reports to warrant temporary bans, effective
immediately. Thus, the game ends with a victory, as the opponents have forfeit
the match.
Let's Riot!: Chuck Norris utilizes the banning system to instantly
give all enemy players enough reports to warrant temporary bans, effective
immediately. Thus, the game ends with a victory, as the opponents have forfeit
the match.
"(Btw LZ, I read all of your posts like a poem because your paragraphs look like stanzas. It's rather amusing. :P)" - PsiGuard
"^ya same
why you write like that" - wRAthoFVuLK
"Why DO you write like that?" - Amazing Monkey
"Why do you write like that LZ?" - iownedya
"no-one knows, but it is unique.
An artist originalising his work,
per say. Yet what have I done,
I have copied his work.
It's probably wrong too, but lolz. Keep at it LZ, since it makes reading your posts interesting." - ShiftyCake
"^ya same
why you write like that" - wRAthoFVuLK
"Why DO you write like that?" - Amazing Monkey
"Why do you write like that LZ?" - iownedya
"no-one knows, but it is unique.
An artist originalising his work,
per say. Yet what have I done,
I have copied his work.
It's probably wrong too, but lolz. Keep at it LZ, since it makes reading your posts interesting." - ShiftyCake
Q: Fist on his Chin: His Fist on his Chin instantly kills the nearest enemy champion.
Range: Global
Cooldown: 0 seconds
Mana Cost: 0
W: Round-House Kick: Chuck Norris's deadly foot connects with the furthest enemy champion instantly killing them.
Range: Global
Cooldown: 0 seconds
Mana Cost: 0
E: Tears of Norris: Chuck Norris instantly heals all allies to full hp.... Though he doesn't cry.
Range: Global
Cooldown: 0 seconds
Mana Cost: 0
R: Chuck Norris Finds You: Chuck Norris breaks the LoL Client, resulting in you being banned forever. Oh yeah, he also goes to your house and kicks your ***.
Range: Global (Entire Universe)
Cooldown: It's A,ways On.
Mana Cost: Chuck Norris needs no Mana.
Passive: True Chuck Norris: Chuck Norris kills any Lee Sins instantly in log-in screen.
Recommended items: Chuck Norris needs no items.
Stats: 9,999 HP (+ 9,999 per level)
9,999 AD ( + 9,999 per level)
9,999 MS (+9,999 per level)
9.999 AS (+ 9.999 per level)
Yes, he just hits you 190 times per second.
9,999 Armor (+9,999 per level)
9,999 MR (+ 9,999 per level)
Chuck Norris gives no ****s. He starts with 9,999 AP and gets 9,999 per level. Yes, he starts with Base AP....
Range: Global
Cooldown: 0 seconds
Mana Cost: 0
W: Round-House Kick: Chuck Norris's deadly foot connects with the furthest enemy champion instantly killing them.
Range: Global
Cooldown: 0 seconds
Mana Cost: 0
E: Tears of Norris: Chuck Norris instantly heals all allies to full hp.... Though he doesn't cry.
Range: Global
Cooldown: 0 seconds
Mana Cost: 0
R: Chuck Norris Finds You: Chuck Norris breaks the LoL Client, resulting in you being banned forever. Oh yeah, he also goes to your house and kicks your ***.
Range: Global (Entire Universe)
Cooldown: It's A,ways On.
Mana Cost: Chuck Norris needs no Mana.
Passive: True Chuck Norris: Chuck Norris kills any Lee Sins instantly in log-in screen.
Recommended items: Chuck Norris needs no items.
Stats: 9,999 HP (+ 9,999 per level)
9,999 AD ( + 9,999 per level)
9,999 MS (+9,999 per level)
9.999 AS (+ 9.999 per level)
Yes, he just hits you 190 times per second.
9,999 Armor (+9,999 per level)
9,999 MR (+ 9,999 per level)
Chuck Norris gives no ****s. He starts with 9,999 AP and gets 9,999 per level. Yes, he starts with Base AP....
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iownedya wrote:
Q: Fist on his Chin: His Fist on his Chin instantly kills the nearest enemy champion.
Range: Global
Cooldown: 0 seconds
Mana Cost: 0
W: Round-House Kick: Chuck Norris's deadly foot connects with the furthest enemy champion instantly killing them.
Range: Global
Cooldown: 0 seconds
Mana Cost: 0
E: Tears of Norris: Chuck Norris instantly heals all allies to full hp.... Though he doesn't cry.
Range: Global
Cooldown: 0 seconds
Mana Cost: 0
R: Chuck Norris Finds You: Chuck Norris breaks the LoL Client, resulting in you being banned forever. Oh yeah, he also goes to your house and kicks your ***.
Range: Global (Entire Universe)
Cooldown: It's A,ways On.
Mana Cost: Chuck Norris needs no Mana.
Passive: True Chuck Norris: Chuck Norris kills any Lee Sins instantly in log-in screen.
Recommended items: Chuck Norris needs no items.
Stats: 9,999 HP (+ 9,999 per level)
9,999 AD ( + 9,999 per level)
9,999 MS (+9,999 per level)
9.999 AS (+ 9.999 per level)
Yes, he just hits you 190 times per second.
9,999 Armor (+9,999 per level)
9,999 MR (+ 9,999 per level)
Chuck Norris gives no ****s. He starts with 9,999 AP and gets 9,999 per level. Yes, he starts with Base AP....
LMAO. I like the sound of that.. make him over 9000 rp.
Smokinator wrote:
LMAO. I like the sound of that.. make him over 9000 rp.
No, he's unable to be bought since Chuck Norris doesn't like to be controlled. He just randomly appear in the game as he pleases and uses his abilities as he pleases on whoever he wants.
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THE ROUND-HOUSE-KICK deals 30/35/40/45/50/55/60/65/70/75/80/85/90/95/100/105/110/115 true damage
(Q) The Fist : Chuck Norris charges his fist and deals 80/160/240/320/400 (+ 1 per bonus attack damage) physical damage
cost: 0. cooldown:6/5/4/3/2 seconds
(W) The Wall : Chuck Norris calls the divine power of "round-house-kick" and gains a shield that protects him from up to 80/160/240/320/400 (+ 1 per bonus attack damage) for 3 seconds
cost: 0. cooldown:6/5/4/3/2 seconds
(E) The Argic : Active: Chuck Norris gains 10/20/30/40/50 armor and magic resistance for 5 seconds.
Passive: Chuck Norris gains 10/20/30/40/50 attack damage everytime he charges his ROUND-HOUSE-KICK
cooldown:6/5/4/3/2 seconds
(R) Ungankable: Chuck Norris gains 250/300/350 health for 10 seconds and he can use The Ungankable Strike which deals 100/250/400 true damage to all the enemies in front of him
cooldown: 60/120/180 seconds
Stats:
Health: 442 + 96 per level = 2170 at 18
Health regen: 5 + .7 per level = 19.4 at 18
Attack Damage: 80 + 5 per level = 165 at level 18
Attack Speed: .679 + 2.6% = 1.078 at level 18
Armor: 20 + 4 per level = 88 at level 18
Magic Resist: 30 + 2.5 per level = 75 at level 18
Movement Speed: 325