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In the event that you don't get the joke, go find a girl (your mom doesn't count) and have her explain it to you. Read More

Are you George S. Patton or a LoL Player?*
A Personality Quiz

December 7th, 1941, a day that will live in infamy. Japan has bombed Pearl Harbor. America has entered the war. As you listen to the news on the radio, you pour yourself a glass of bourbon and sit at your desk. You look up at the American flag and then begin to pen a letter to General Eisenhower. It reads…
(a) “Men are at war with each other because each man is at war with himself.”
(b) “glhf”

Before leading your boys to war, you inspire them by offering these words of wisdom…
(a) “An Army is a... Read More

5 seconds into game…
Wukong: bot
Wukong: I called bot sivir
Wukong: me and jax are bot
Wukong: sivir
Wukong: I called bot
Wukong: gtfo sivir
Wukong: gtfo i called
Sivir: NO
Wukong: thats a bannable
Wukong: **** you sivir
Wukong: cmon I called
Wukong: why are you being annoying?
Wukong: im gonna report you
Sivir: go ahead
Wukong: there i reported you
Sivir: seriously you reported me on easy coop vs ai??
Annie: LOL

5 minutes of flaming later, Wukong starts intentionally feeding

at some point, Jax tries to solo Baron at lvl 5

(an ally has been slain)... Read More

**** YOU LOL I HATE YOU
An essay about a hobby
for Mrs. Jacobi’s 2nd period English Literature class
by Brandon
1/7/2012


Okay, now that I’m finally unbanned, I have a few things I’d like to say to clear the air. It’s not flaming when I tell you to uninstall LoL and then hang yourself by the neck until you are dead. It IS flaming when others defend themselves from my insults and/or mute me. See the difference? It’s easy to understand if you aren’t a noob. But you are a noob so are probably mentally ******ed. I’ll type slowly so you can understand easier.

OMG (insert... Read More