A LONG, LONG TIME AGO

A long, long time ago
In Demacia far away,
Noxus declared their attack.
And I thought me and my AD Carry,
Could hold the lane oh so fairly
And maybe, getting us some stacks.
But their response it didn't phase us,
They fed instead and tried to rage us.
But we came out ahead,
To the tribunal they were fed!
We quickly entered the next game,
and found a team whom none could blame
For they were all so skillful,
and the game turned out so thrillful!

Oh my, my this here Tryndamere guy,
Maybe ulting sometime later but now he just dies,
And he AFK's because his Mom says it's time,
and he says hahahaha noobs I hope you all die,
hahaha noobs I hope you all die.

Did you know that Master Yi taught
Wukong the secrets of his art,
and he could use that force they say...
Do you see him laning with Ashe?
Though she needs CS more he's still an ***
Yeah, he's probably a troll pick anyway....

I know he's built really well,
and I know his spin is really swell,
but we were beat it's true...
So we raged a time or two!
He was a prepubescent spinnin' ape
And the minute Caitlyn started to rape
Well, I knew who would win that lane
Oh yes, it wasn't Wukong.

We started raging
My, my this here Wukong guy,
Trolling our chat and on purpose he dies,
and he says NOOB when a teammate tries
Saying it's Ashe's fault that he died,
that it's Ashe's fault that he died.

When we finally Queued again,
We found a team that we called friends,
and we proceeded to pwnnn...
Jax took top and whooped some tail,
and mid Veigar was off the scale
and our victory was known
The enemy was impressed plenty
it was a clear surrender at 20,
They just blamed one kid,
Oh, banned! they started to kid
Because no smite Udyr said he was *****
Even as Tristana started to get bored
"just stick together guys to win some more"
I will carrrry this game.

We started singing,
My, my this here Tristana's the ****
Jumpin walls and bustin balls just to get a last hit
She turned it around in the last little bit
and she won the day with like twenty-four / six
she won the day with like twenty-four / six.

... CONTINUE IT PLEASE ^_^. I'm too stoned to keep focusing.