...Whoa. (Keanu Reeve's Voice.)

Let me tell you about my gaming future. You guys are a little behind. Since a recent time travel accident I'm stuck in my "old" self again - and figure I'd share a few details. It's a hard situation to explain without a huge wall of text, so I'll spare you the boredom.

Let's see, this -soon to be extinct- machine in front of me tells me the year is 2012. Ah! The start of my luxurious romance with League of Legends and the amazing community here at MobaFire!

Let me tell you, things are about to change!

Not too far from now, Tryndamere vanishes! Into thin air! We never figured out if it was a plan by Riot or simply the gaming gods finally getting their due, but LoL takes an extreme turn for the better!

A few years down the road, I'm playing a game much like League of Legends. It's called "AWESOME GAME OF AWESOMENESS" or something like that. Basically, it's League, but in a Virtual Reality nearly indistinguishable from our own. It's pretty groovy.

60 years down the road, when I've finished my World Domination and am currently spending time slowly dipping trolls into my acid-filled lake, my world full of game designers finally comes to me with something excellent. Something so absurd, that if I were to tell you now, you would all go get cryogenic-ally frozen just so that you enjoy it in the throes of youth.

Oh ****... I think I've played Zilean a little too much :'(