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I'm somewhat of an amateur gaming poet, and so after a recent League of Legends game, I composed a little League of Legends poem, my first. More to come, hopefully
by Anil
Today I'm playing LoL and things are going great
I thinks this game will be a tasty piece of cake
For we've got tons of dps
And our fair share of tanks
But if Nunu is jungling
Why are there no ganks?
Things have turned from bad to worse
As fast as I can see
Because we have a Rammus
And he's building AP
We also have AS Oriana
And a crit strike Fiddle
And we have two top, two bot
And no one in the middle
Fiddle shouts “KS!”
My brain starts to hurt
I get ganked by Evelynn
And bleed into the dirt
Nunu calls me an unprintable word
And says “Dumb noob stop no dies”
He is of course 0/12/1
To no one's surprise
Their level 18
We're level 10
And all that I can say
Was that it would have been wiser
To play WoW today
Piece of Cake
by Anil
Today I'm playing LoL and things are going great
I thinks this game will be a tasty piece of cake
For we've got tons of dps
And our fair share of tanks
But if Nunu is jungling
Why are there no ganks?
Things have turned from bad to worse
As fast as I can see
Because we have a Rammus
And he's building AP
We also have AS Oriana
And a crit strike Fiddle
And we have two top, two bot
And no one in the middle
Fiddle shouts “KS!”
My brain starts to hurt
I get ganked by Evelynn
And bleed into the dirt
Nunu calls me an unprintable word
And says “Dumb noob stop no dies”
He is of course 0/12/1
To no one's surprise
Their level 18
We're level 10
And all that I can say
Was that it would have been wiser
To play WoW today
who could spout out poems at will.
The league champions rejoiced at the sound of his voice
Many a Teemo I pray he shall kill
<3 good stuff man :) keep it up