Biography

Oh! Didn't see you there. Hi; I'm Crazy Jenkins. You might know me from such guides as "Riven: The Shunned Ninja" or heard of me on account of my bad habit for saving young children from burning buildings. When I look into a mirror, the glass actually strengthens tenfold due to my physically illogical charm, instead of shattering to traumatized pieces like Snooki's. But I don't need your thanks. What I need now is popularity. So please, if you have the time to read my blog "InstaLock: League of Incompetents" (soon to become an actual blog; I will keep you loyal fans posted of course) you would have MY thanks, which is one of the greatest gifts any man or woman can receive - I hear it's popular with the young ones on their Christmas lists. See you on the Fields of Justice, and above all, stay gorgeous, gorgeous ;)

Oh, and you reading this, you're not bad either :)

Best regards,
Jenkins, Crazy