Views: 583 Wisdom teeth can't slow me down
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Got all four of my wisdom teeth pulled today. Hurts a little but not a ton really. I was still able to finish my
Galio guide and update a few others while I was at it. Wisdom teeth can't slow this freak of nature. I'm like Malphite with unstoppable force. Except I cant eat hamburgers or chicken. Well now that I think of it does malphite eat anything? Maybe he eats rocks? Cause we all know
Cho'Gath eats everything
Gangplank eats oranges,
Gragas just drinks alcohol and
Zyra just uses photosynthesis. Hmm this baffles me now imput your idea of what malphite eats, or for that matter any other champ.





It can be assumed that the end is OP falling asleep on the keyboard, however, it could just be their attempt to play yorick.