I was last pick on my team. I called that I'd like to either play mid or top as Akali. My team proceeds to lock in a top and a mid as well as another top and a support. I decide "Screw this s*** I'm jungling." So I lock in Nocturne and tell TF to get his *** down bot to play AD ranged. Alistar was not very happy supporting him because the guy was a total scrub. I told Alistar to just do his job and let me do mine. My job ended up being to gank bot 3 times each time resulting in a double kill for me and finally destroying the turret.

Then I designated TF to do whatever just not get in my way and told ali to roam. Top was losing pretty badly except for the fact that every time he almost died I'd come up and force the other guy to b. Mid we had a badass Kennen so i didn't worry about him. I gave him two kills early on Brand though. I then pushed top and mid turrets down and killed another guy. I then gathered us together and took baron. Ten minutes later we had pushed to nexus and aced them like 3 times in the process.

My only complaint was that the Lee Sin i just carried proclaimed that he was not ending the game without any kills and since he was unable to get any himself took five of mine. I let him have them though. Didn't even rage or call him a noob. I even told him gj one of the times he did it. I didn't complain when TF fed bot lane. I didn't complain when Lee Sin failed to help in every single gank I pulled top lane. All I did all game was be positive and compliment my team.

My message was clear that game. The devil that reigns over ELO hell can suck my ****.