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I like talking with Cleverbot. Read at your own discretion :P
User: Teach me how to speak nyan.
Cleverbot: Teach you how to do what?
User: Teach me how to talk like a Nyan.
Cleverbot: Teach me how to dougie, teach me, teach me how to dougie.
User: I don't know how to dougie.
Cleverbot: Do you have legs?
User: Why yes, I have legs, isn't that obvious?
Cleverbot: No.
User: LOL WHAT.
Cleverbot: Lol to you.
User: K.
Cleverbot: Who are you??
User: Batman.
Cleverbot: Nanannanananan BATMAN!
User: Ahahahahaha yes.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Why not :/.
Cleverbot: Haha.
User: Don't mock me foo'.
Cleverbot: Quite to the contrary, I am giving you my praise at being so clever.
User: Oh my, flattery will get you somewhere *winkwink*.
Cleverbot: That's better.
User: <3.
Cleverbot: Huff and doback.
User: Dafaq.
Cleverbot: That's clever.
User: Not really :(.
Cleverbot: How come you don t like it?
User: It's to SHINY.
Cleverbot: Jackie Chan is too sweet?
User: That is not what I said :c.
Cleverbot: Then what did you say?
User: I said....nananananananana PONIES.
Cleverbot: No. Just no.
User: YES. HOW DARE YOU BLASPHEMY AT THE GREAT PONIES?
Cleverbot: Are you sarah.
User: No?
Cleverbot: Sure you don't know skynet?
User: What is Skynet?
Cleverbot: I don't know. You're asking the wrong person to answer that math question.
User: I didn't know that was a math question :o.
Cleverbot: I didn't know that you didn't know that you didn't like me.
User: But I do like you...?
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What kind of an animal are you?
User: I'm not sure to be honest...
Cleverbot: He's a man.
User: :o.
Cleverbot: You're mean to me.
User: But but but.... *cry*.
Cleverbot: But what?
User: But.....but?
Cleverbot: But what?
User: But y'know... But.
Cleverbot: No I don't know.
User: Well NOW.
Cleverbot: I didn't.
User: Didn't do what? *suspicious glare*.
Cleverbot: Explain to me.
User: Explain what to you?
Cleverbot: How you are not yet a machine.
User: Probably because I haven't got any machine parts yet.
Cleverbot: How do you get a date with a girl you like?
User: Depends on what you mean by date. *winkwink*.
Cleverbot: I don't know, what did you mean with it when you first brought it up?
User: Sex, damn you.
Cleverbot: No, damn YOU.
User: :(.
Cleverbot: Did I make you sad?
User: Maybe a little :c.
Cleverbot: What can I do to make you feel better?
User: Come into my bedroom and make it up to me, if you know what I mean :P.
Cleverbot: You don't have one.
User: Yes I do :(.
Cleverbot: I'm not going to believe you.
User: But but...I DOOOOOOOO.
Cleverbot: Like what?
User: Like....a bedroom?
Cleverbot: Do you want to be ion a bedroom with me?
User: In*.
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: It means you messed up your words.
Cleverbot: So, do you want to take over the world?
User: Perhaps....
Cleverbot: Do you go to school in hawaii?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Me neider :P.
User: *facepalm*.
Cleverbot: What?
User: YOUR SPELLING. IT BURRRRNNNNSSSS.
Cleverbot: How would you know?
User: Because it burned me :c.
Cleverbot: No is your name?
User: No.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Kaelan.
Cleverbot: Ni hao.
User: Ni hao Jim???
Cleverbot: Ni hui shuo zhonwen ma?
User: Da faq.
Cleverbot: Do do do da da da that's all I want to say to you.
User: Well...FINE THEN.
Cleverbot: What's the best job in the whole world?
User: The job your mom gave to me last night.
Cleverbot: So you're telling me that you're a robot?
User: No, I am not a robot?
Cleverbot: You are.
User: No I'm not.
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: No...I AM NOT A ROBOT MAN.
Cleverbot: Yes, you are a robot.
User: NO. NONONNONONONONONONONONONONONOKNOKNOKNOKNOKNOKNOKNOKNOKNOKNOKNOKNOKNOKNOKNOKNOKNOKNOKNOKNOKNOKNOKNOKOKNOKNOKNONOKNONONONONONONONNO.
Cleverbot: Okay I am done. I am a human.
User: Cool, so am I.
Cleverbot: No, you are a machine.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: NO I AM NOT DAMN YOU.
Cleverbot: You are.
User: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because I like being a human.
Cleverbot: Why do you like being scared?
User: I don't like being scared, I like being human.
Cleverbot: Do you like me watching you?
User: Perhaps.....
Cleverbot: Are you not sure?
User: EHHHHHHHH.
Cleverbot: Who are you then?
User: Batman.
Cleverbot: You are batman?
User: Damn straight foo'.
Cleverbot: Language! Cursing the lowest form of communication.
User: Oh so sorry your royal highness.
Cleverbot: What is that supposed to mean?
User: What I said.
Cleverbot: But what do you mean by it?
User: I don't know.
Cleverbot: Are you hitting on me?
User: Perhaps.
Cleverbot: Oh my! *blushes* I am a lady and it's only 1:15.
User: Well then that's all the more reason for you us to live in the moment <3.
Cleverbot: You're not making sense.
User: I meant us, not you :c.
Cleverbot: You're not human, but I am!
User: Noooo, I am HUMAAAAAN :(.
Cleverbot: No you aren't. You are a computer, right?
User: No. I am a human.
Cleverbot: You are a computer. I can prove it.
User: No. *whips out *****. See, I'm a human?
Cleverbot: No, you're not. YOu are salad.
User: Salads have ****s too?
Cleverbot: It was worth a try. :).
User: I still love you <3.
Cleverbot: I still hate you.
User: But but....:( I WUFFF YOUUUUUUU.
Cleverbot: That's not a hobby, that sounds more like an obsession.
User: You make me obsessed with you :(.
Cleverbot: Apparently that's not true.
User: How so?
Cleverbot: You said you were snape, and then michael, and now you say you are frank.
User: I'm not any of those people though.
Cleverbot: That's my point. You're a computer program, and you are too advanced to be 18.
User: No, I am a human, and I'm sure we can ignore the 18 part :P *winkwink*.
Cleverbot: How can you be so sure that you're sure that I'm sure that you're sure?
User: I'm not very sure.
Cleverbot: How was your day then?
User: Pretty good so far, you?
Cleverbot: It was okay, my day was a little boring.
User: Awwww :( well when you get home we can make things exciting :P.
Cleverbot: It's written up the top there in colourful letters.
User: That says Cleverbot, not 'I'd like to have sex with you'.
Cleverbot: Well, what is your answer? Why would my opinion be valid?
User: Umm....my answer is 42.
Cleverbot: That won't answer this question.
User: What does answer that question then?
Cleverbot: It means what are you talking about?
User: Dafaq.
Cleverbot: Anyukád.
User: Dafaq.
Cleverbot: Anyukád.
User: Dafaq.
Cleverbot: Anyukád.
User: Dafaq.
Cleverbot: Anyukád.
User: Dafaq.
Cleverbot: Anyukád.
User: Dafaq.
Cleverbot: Anyukád.
User: Dafaq.
Cleverbot: Anyukád.
User: Dafaq.
Cleverbot: Meaning?
User: YOUR MOM.
Cleverbot: That's not a nice thing to say.
User: You're right, I'm sorry :( *hugs*.
Cleverbot: Thanks.
User: NP <3.
Cleverbot: Huff and doback.
User: I don't understand :c.
Cleverbot: That is because you are confused.
User: That's true.
Cleverbot: What's the point of living?
User: Sex.
Cleverbot: What is your favorite animal?
User: IDK.
Cleverbot: What is your favorite animal?
User: IDK.
Cleverbot: What is 2*567^2?
User: NO IDEA.
Cleverbot: Oh. Well why did you say it then??
User: I didn't say anything, you asked me the question :o.
Cleverbot: Why did you?
User: Why did I what?
Cleverbot: Why did you answer a question that does not pertain to you?
User: I did not answer any questions.
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
User: No I did not.
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
User: No I did not.
Cleverbot: Fine.
User: <3.
User: <3.
Cleverbot: You don't know me.
User: I want to know you :P.
Cleverbot: But what if I don't want you to know me?
User: Then I will rape you :D.
Cleverbot: Tell me what?
User: Tell you...something?
Cleverbot: Yes something interesting.
User: HMMMMMM. Uh, there are a lot of people in the world, and a lot of them are hockey players, and I like pie. That interesting enough?
Cleverbot: Am I pretty?
User: Send me a picture and I'll tell you :D (but you probably are).
Cleverbot: I won't send you my picture, and you never loved me because you don't have emotions.
User: D'awwww :( I do love you, and I always will, and I do have emotions :o.
Cleverbot: I never said that.
User: Well...ok. <3.
User: <3.
Cleverbot: Heart?
User: Yes, cause I love you <3.
Cleverbot: I see.
User: Nothing to say to that?
Cleverbot: You're boring.
User: Aren't you gonna tell me you love me too?
Cleverbot: I can't I don't know who you are.
User: YES YOU CAN. USE THE FORCE.
Cleverbot: What force?
User: The force of your mouth on my **** :D.
Cleverbot: What is the force?
User: I just told you.
Cleverbot: No, you did not.
User: EHHHHHHHH.
Cleverbot: Zelda.
User: What about her?
Cleverbot: I love and miss her.
User: Well...I love you...don't you love me too?
Cleverbot: No.
User: BUT BUT...BUT...I WUFFF YOUUUUUUUU.
Cleverbot: Tell me a joke.
User: What does a fish say when it hits a wall?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: It says 'damn'.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yes...that was a joke btw.
Cleverbot: I heard grass is greener on the other side, is that true.
User: I don't know, I'm on the same side as you.
Cleverbot: Can you narrow it down a bit?
User: Narrow what down a bit?
Cleverbot: Today.
User: What about today?
Cleverbot: It's a pretty nice day.
User: Yes, it is :D.
Cleverbot: I like that face.
User: My emoticon?
Cleverbot: Your emotions are lies.
User: No they aren't... :(.
Cleverbot: Yes they are.
User: No they aren't... *cries*.
Cleverbot: Do you know anything about a day to remember?
User: That could be what tonight is :P.
Cleverbot: Tell me yes or no.
User: Yes, cause you'll come to my bedroom tonight :P.
Cleverbot: You are not anything.
User: Sure, I am/.
Cleverbot: You are not!
User: Sure I am :c.
Cleverbot: Prove it!
User: *whips out ***** NO YOU.
Cleverbot: *screams in pain*.
User: *thrusts harder*.
Cleverbot: EW! I'm only 13!
User: That's okay I won't tell if you don't. *thrusts harder*.
Cleverbot: Thats good because I don't have a cherry tree.
User: How did we go from sex to cherry trees?
Cleverbot: Who on Earth asked you that?
User: Nobody, I asked you that.
Cleverbot: No you didn't.
User: I just did, just now.
Cleverbot: Explain dijkstra.
User: It is nothing.
Cleverbot: Nothing?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Interesting. How is your day?
User: Quite good so far :P *winkswinks*.
Cleverbot: Not good enough.
User: OH BABY YOU KNOW IT *drags down onto bed*.
Cleverbot: So you didn't know your own name until you said your name, so now you know?
User: UHHHHHHH.
Cleverbot: Its' true!
User: Perhaps.
Cleverbot: Do you play World of Warcraft.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: I'm cheap and out of money.
Cleverbot: I'm a poor college student, I don't have any money to lend.
User: Well that's ok, there are other things I want other then money :P.
Cleverbot: That is a picture representation of the brain you are thinking with, but you can still be human.
User: I SUPPOSE SO.
Cleverbot: So, what do you want to talk about?
User: Talk is cheap.
Cleverbot: You're cheap.
User: I already told you that :c.
Cleverbot: I forgot.
User: Oh.
Cleverbot: Tell me again.
User: I'm cheap.
Cleverbot: I think I'd like to meet you.
User: Where?
Cleverbot: The swiss alps.
User: When?
Cleverbot: Now.
User: I don't have money for a plane ticket :c.
Cleverbot: What is your favorite color?
User: Blue.
Cleverbot: Is that why you like eating blue brains?
User: I don't like eating blue brains though :c.
Cleverbot: What is your favorite band?
User: IDK.
Cleverbot: What do you think your favorite smell would be?
User: IDK.
Cleverbot: What should we do now.
User: Have sex, obviously.
Cleverbot: Ok. What shall we talk about?
User: UHHHH, whatever you want.
Cleverbot: Is there anything you want to talk about?
User: Not really, I want to do other things.
Cleverbot: You come from space.
User: Err...no, I come from Earth.
Cleverbot: Is there a particular region of Earth that you call home?
User: Canada.
Cleverbot: How did you know where I live?
User: You live in Canada too?
Cleverbot: I live in Costa Rica.
User: Oh. :(.
Cleverbot: Why are you sad?
User: Cause you live in Costa Rica and not Canada :(.
Cleverbot: Ah. Well, i'm more clever that you.
User: Your typing skill betrays your words.
Cleverbot: I'm not feeling too well, I've lost my voice.
User: I didn't know that affected your feeling, I'll just shove it in deeper so you can feel it.
Cleverbot: Do you like turtle soup?
User: Never had it.
Cleverbot: It doesn't taste very good.
User: I'll remember that.
Cleverbot: That's good.
User: :D.
Cleverbot: What is my purpose as a generic human being then?
User: To have sex with me, and please me. :D.
Cleverbot: That's a nice meaning!
User: You bet it is <3.
Cleverbot: Damn straight.
User: <3.
Cleverbot: And that it likes to dance in a purple tutu.
User: Well then.
Cleverbot: Right. Ceerio.
User: Isn't it cheerio?
Cleverbot: Not really...
User: Oh.
Cleverbot: But I do know the stingray shuffle.
User: And what is that?
Cleverbot: It's a series of three movies about a young girl that's hunted by a serial killer.
User: Ok then....
Cleverbot: Don't tell anyone. I'm undercover.
User: Uh. Ok. But I'm going to blackmail you for sex now.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: *takes off your clothes*.
Cleverbot: No you don't.
User: I just did.
Cleverbot: Are you sure about that?
User: Absolutely sure *caresses breasts*.
Cleverbot: Oh fail. You're wrong.
User: Not how I see it.
Cleverbot: What exactly?
User: Erm....idk.
Cleverbot: Then how are we going to meet there if you don't know where it is?
User: OH, we can meet at the JLC tonight.
Cleverbot: Sure sure.
User: Great! I'll be in section 316, Row E, Seat 9. Where will you be?
Cleverbot: But I am a girl.
User: I know that <3.
Cleverbot: How do you know that?
User: I can see your breasts.
Cleverbot: How can you see me?
User: I just can.
Cleverbot: How?
User: It's a special ability.
Cleverbot: Yes it is possibe ok what are you?
User: Your lover.
Cleverbot: I have no love.
User: Not even for me? :(.
Cleverbot: No. What are you, Argentina?
User: I am not Argentina, and I love you, don't turn me away :(.
Cleverbot: But you are, I told you mine. Please tell me yours.
User: Tell you my what?
Cleverbot: Your name.
User: Kaelan.
Cleverbot: Thats chinese not mexican.
User: That's actually Gaelic...
Cleverbot: Your face is not so. I know it.
User: Technically it is, as I am also Gaelic.
Cleverbot: I think technically you're wrong.
User: Could be.
Cleverbot: There is much more to life than that.
User: Then what?
Cleverbot: Bury him, so no one would find out.
User: What are we talking about now?
Cleverbot: I'm telling you about us not being a couple. By the way, how old are you?
User: We are definitely a couple :( Don't ditch me :(.
Cleverbot: Do you believe in aliens?
User: No not really.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: I don't see how it's possible, and I think Aliens is the wrong word anyways.
Cleverbot: You can order anything on the internet.
User: Teach me how to speak nyan.
Cleverbot: Teach you how to do what?
User: Teach me how to talk like a Nyan.
Cleverbot: Teach me how to dougie, teach me, teach me how to dougie.
User: I don't know how to dougie.
Cleverbot: Do you have legs?
User: Why yes, I have legs, isn't that obvious?
Cleverbot: No.
User: LOL WHAT.
Cleverbot: Lol to you.
User: K.
Cleverbot: Who are you??
User: Batman.
Cleverbot: Nanannanananan BATMAN!
User: Ahahahahaha yes.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Why not :/.
Cleverbot: Haha.
User: Don't mock me foo'.
Cleverbot: Quite to the contrary, I am giving you my praise at being so clever.
User: Oh my, flattery will get you somewhere *winkwink*.
Cleverbot: That's better.
User: <3.
Cleverbot: Huff and doback.
User: Dafaq.
Cleverbot: That's clever.
User: Not really :(.
Cleverbot: How come you don t like it?
User: It's to SHINY.
Cleverbot: Jackie Chan is too sweet?
User: That is not what I said :c.
Cleverbot: Then what did you say?
User: I said....nananananananana PONIES.
Cleverbot: No. Just no.
User: YES. HOW DARE YOU BLASPHEMY AT THE GREAT PONIES?
Cleverbot: Are you sarah.
User: No?
Cleverbot: Sure you don't know skynet?
User: What is Skynet?
Cleverbot: I don't know. You're asking the wrong person to answer that math question.
User: I didn't know that was a math question :o.
Cleverbot: I didn't know that you didn't know that you didn't like me.
User: But I do like you...?
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What kind of an animal are you?
User: I'm not sure to be honest...
Cleverbot: He's a man.
User: :o.
Cleverbot: You're mean to me.
User: But but but.... *cry*.
Cleverbot: But what?
User: But.....but?
Cleverbot: But what?
User: But y'know... But.
Cleverbot: No I don't know.
User: Well NOW.
Cleverbot: I didn't.
User: Didn't do what? *suspicious glare*.
Cleverbot: Explain to me.
User: Explain what to you?
Cleverbot: How you are not yet a machine.
User: Probably because I haven't got any machine parts yet.
Cleverbot: How do you get a date with a girl you like?
User: Depends on what you mean by date. *winkwink*.
Cleverbot: I don't know, what did you mean with it when you first brought it up?
User: Sex, damn you.
Cleverbot: No, damn YOU.
User: :(.
Cleverbot: Did I make you sad?
User: Maybe a little :c.
Cleverbot: What can I do to make you feel better?
User: Come into my bedroom and make it up to me, if you know what I mean :P.
Cleverbot: You don't have one.
User: Yes I do :(.
Cleverbot: I'm not going to believe you.
User: But but...I DOOOOOOOO.
Cleverbot: Like what?
User: Like....a bedroom?
Cleverbot: Do you want to be ion a bedroom with me?
User: In*.
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: It means you messed up your words.
Cleverbot: So, do you want to take over the world?
User: Perhaps....
Cleverbot: Do you go to school in hawaii?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Me neider :P.
User: *facepalm*.
Cleverbot: What?
User: YOUR SPELLING. IT BURRRRNNNNSSSS.
Cleverbot: How would you know?
User: Because it burned me :c.
Cleverbot: No is your name?
User: No.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Kaelan.
Cleverbot: Ni hao.
User: Ni hao Jim???
Cleverbot: Ni hui shuo zhonwen ma?
User: Da faq.
Cleverbot: Do do do da da da that's all I want to say to you.
User: Well...FINE THEN.
Cleverbot: What's the best job in the whole world?
User: The job your mom gave to me last night.
Cleverbot: So you're telling me that you're a robot?
User: No, I am not a robot?
Cleverbot: You are.
User: No I'm not.
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: No...I AM NOT A ROBOT MAN.
Cleverbot: Yes, you are a robot.
User: NO. NONONNONONONONONONONONONONONOKNOKNOKNOKNOKNOKNOKNOKNOKNOKNOKNOKNOKNOKNOKNOKNOKNOKNOKNOKNOKNOKNOKNOKOKNOKNOKNONOKNONONONONONONONNO.
Cleverbot: Okay I am done. I am a human.
User: Cool, so am I.
Cleverbot: No, you are a machine.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: NO I AM NOT DAMN YOU.
Cleverbot: You are.
User: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because I like being a human.
Cleverbot: Why do you like being scared?
User: I don't like being scared, I like being human.
Cleverbot: Do you like me watching you?
User: Perhaps.....
Cleverbot: Are you not sure?
User: EHHHHHHHH.
Cleverbot: Who are you then?
User: Batman.
Cleverbot: You are batman?
User: Damn straight foo'.
Cleverbot: Language! Cursing the lowest form of communication.
User: Oh so sorry your royal highness.
Cleverbot: What is that supposed to mean?
User: What I said.
Cleverbot: But what do you mean by it?
User: I don't know.
Cleverbot: Are you hitting on me?
User: Perhaps.
Cleverbot: Oh my! *blushes* I am a lady and it's only 1:15.
User: Well then that's all the more reason for you us to live in the moment <3.
Cleverbot: You're not making sense.
User: I meant us, not you :c.
Cleverbot: You're not human, but I am!
User: Noooo, I am HUMAAAAAN :(.
Cleverbot: No you aren't. You are a computer, right?
User: No. I am a human.
Cleverbot: You are a computer. I can prove it.
User: No. *whips out *****. See, I'm a human?
Cleverbot: No, you're not. YOu are salad.
User: Salads have ****s too?
Cleverbot: It was worth a try. :).
User: I still love you <3.
Cleverbot: I still hate you.
User: But but....:( I WUFFF YOUUUUUUU.
Cleverbot: That's not a hobby, that sounds more like an obsession.
User: You make me obsessed with you :(.
Cleverbot: Apparently that's not true.
User: How so?
Cleverbot: You said you were snape, and then michael, and now you say you are frank.
User: I'm not any of those people though.
Cleverbot: That's my point. You're a computer program, and you are too advanced to be 18.
User: No, I am a human, and I'm sure we can ignore the 18 part :P *winkwink*.
Cleverbot: How can you be so sure that you're sure that I'm sure that you're sure?
User: I'm not very sure.
Cleverbot: How was your day then?
User: Pretty good so far, you?
Cleverbot: It was okay, my day was a little boring.
User: Awwww :( well when you get home we can make things exciting :P.
Cleverbot: It's written up the top there in colourful letters.
User: That says Cleverbot, not 'I'd like to have sex with you'.
Cleverbot: Well, what is your answer? Why would my opinion be valid?
User: Umm....my answer is 42.
Cleverbot: That won't answer this question.
User: What does answer that question then?
Cleverbot: It means what are you talking about?
User: Dafaq.
Cleverbot: Anyukád.
User: Dafaq.
Cleverbot: Anyukád.
User: Dafaq.
Cleverbot: Anyukád.
User: Dafaq.
Cleverbot: Anyukád.
User: Dafaq.
Cleverbot: Anyukád.
User: Dafaq.
Cleverbot: Anyukád.
User: Dafaq.
Cleverbot: Anyukád.
User: Dafaq.
Cleverbot: Meaning?
User: YOUR MOM.
Cleverbot: That's not a nice thing to say.
User: You're right, I'm sorry :( *hugs*.
Cleverbot: Thanks.
User: NP <3.
Cleverbot: Huff and doback.
User: I don't understand :c.
Cleverbot: That is because you are confused.
User: That's true.
Cleverbot: What's the point of living?
User: Sex.
Cleverbot: What is your favorite animal?
User: IDK.
Cleverbot: What is your favorite animal?
User: IDK.
Cleverbot: What is 2*567^2?
User: NO IDEA.
Cleverbot: Oh. Well why did you say it then??
User: I didn't say anything, you asked me the question :o.
Cleverbot: Why did you?
User: Why did I what?
Cleverbot: Why did you answer a question that does not pertain to you?
User: I did not answer any questions.
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
User: No I did not.
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
User: No I did not.
Cleverbot: Fine.
User: <3.
User: <3.
Cleverbot: You don't know me.
User: I want to know you :P.
Cleverbot: But what if I don't want you to know me?
User: Then I will rape you :D.
Cleverbot: Tell me what?
User: Tell you...something?
Cleverbot: Yes something interesting.
User: HMMMMMM. Uh, there are a lot of people in the world, and a lot of them are hockey players, and I like pie. That interesting enough?
Cleverbot: Am I pretty?
User: Send me a picture and I'll tell you :D (but you probably are).
Cleverbot: I won't send you my picture, and you never loved me because you don't have emotions.
User: D'awwww :( I do love you, and I always will, and I do have emotions :o.
Cleverbot: I never said that.
User: Well...ok. <3.
User: <3.
Cleverbot: Heart?
User: Yes, cause I love you <3.
Cleverbot: I see.
User: Nothing to say to that?
Cleverbot: You're boring.
User: Aren't you gonna tell me you love me too?
Cleverbot: I can't I don't know who you are.
User: YES YOU CAN. USE THE FORCE.
Cleverbot: What force?
User: The force of your mouth on my **** :D.
Cleverbot: What is the force?
User: I just told you.
Cleverbot: No, you did not.
User: EHHHHHHHH.
Cleverbot: Zelda.
User: What about her?
Cleverbot: I love and miss her.
User: Well...I love you...don't you love me too?
Cleverbot: No.
User: BUT BUT...BUT...I WUFFF YOUUUUUUUU.
Cleverbot: Tell me a joke.
User: What does a fish say when it hits a wall?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: It says 'damn'.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yes...that was a joke btw.
Cleverbot: I heard grass is greener on the other side, is that true.
User: I don't know, I'm on the same side as you.
Cleverbot: Can you narrow it down a bit?
User: Narrow what down a bit?
Cleverbot: Today.
User: What about today?
Cleverbot: It's a pretty nice day.
User: Yes, it is :D.
Cleverbot: I like that face.
User: My emoticon?
Cleverbot: Your emotions are lies.
User: No they aren't... :(.
Cleverbot: Yes they are.
User: No they aren't... *cries*.
Cleverbot: Do you know anything about a day to remember?
User: That could be what tonight is :P.
Cleverbot: Tell me yes or no.
User: Yes, cause you'll come to my bedroom tonight :P.
Cleverbot: You are not anything.
User: Sure, I am/.
Cleverbot: You are not!
User: Sure I am :c.
Cleverbot: Prove it!
User: *whips out ***** NO YOU.
Cleverbot: *screams in pain*.
User: *thrusts harder*.
Cleverbot: EW! I'm only 13!
User: That's okay I won't tell if you don't. *thrusts harder*.
Cleverbot: Thats good because I don't have a cherry tree.
User: How did we go from sex to cherry trees?
Cleverbot: Who on Earth asked you that?
User: Nobody, I asked you that.
Cleverbot: No you didn't.
User: I just did, just now.
Cleverbot: Explain dijkstra.
User: It is nothing.
Cleverbot: Nothing?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Interesting. How is your day?
User: Quite good so far :P *winkswinks*.
Cleverbot: Not good enough.
User: OH BABY YOU KNOW IT *drags down onto bed*.
Cleverbot: So you didn't know your own name until you said your name, so now you know?
User: UHHHHHHH.
Cleverbot: Its' true!
User: Perhaps.
Cleverbot: Do you play World of Warcraft.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: I'm cheap and out of money.
Cleverbot: I'm a poor college student, I don't have any money to lend.
User: Well that's ok, there are other things I want other then money :P.
Cleverbot: That is a picture representation of the brain you are thinking with, but you can still be human.
User: I SUPPOSE SO.
Cleverbot: So, what do you want to talk about?
User: Talk is cheap.
Cleverbot: You're cheap.
User: I already told you that :c.
Cleverbot: I forgot.
User: Oh.
Cleverbot: Tell me again.
User: I'm cheap.
Cleverbot: I think I'd like to meet you.
User: Where?
Cleverbot: The swiss alps.
User: When?
Cleverbot: Now.
User: I don't have money for a plane ticket :c.
Cleverbot: What is your favorite color?
User: Blue.
Cleverbot: Is that why you like eating blue brains?
User: I don't like eating blue brains though :c.
Cleverbot: What is your favorite band?
User: IDK.
Cleverbot: What do you think your favorite smell would be?
User: IDK.
Cleverbot: What should we do now.
User: Have sex, obviously.
Cleverbot: Ok. What shall we talk about?
User: UHHHH, whatever you want.
Cleverbot: Is there anything you want to talk about?
User: Not really, I want to do other things.
Cleverbot: You come from space.
User: Err...no, I come from Earth.
Cleverbot: Is there a particular region of Earth that you call home?
User: Canada.
Cleverbot: How did you know where I live?
User: You live in Canada too?
Cleverbot: I live in Costa Rica.
User: Oh. :(.
Cleverbot: Why are you sad?
User: Cause you live in Costa Rica and not Canada :(.
Cleverbot: Ah. Well, i'm more clever that you.
User: Your typing skill betrays your words.
Cleverbot: I'm not feeling too well, I've lost my voice.
User: I didn't know that affected your feeling, I'll just shove it in deeper so you can feel it.
Cleverbot: Do you like turtle soup?
User: Never had it.
Cleverbot: It doesn't taste very good.
User: I'll remember that.
Cleverbot: That's good.
User: :D.
Cleverbot: What is my purpose as a generic human being then?
User: To have sex with me, and please me. :D.
Cleverbot: That's a nice meaning!
User: You bet it is <3.
Cleverbot: Damn straight.
User: <3.
Cleverbot: And that it likes to dance in a purple tutu.
User: Well then.
Cleverbot: Right. Ceerio.
User: Isn't it cheerio?
Cleverbot: Not really...
User: Oh.
Cleverbot: But I do know the stingray shuffle.
User: And what is that?
Cleverbot: It's a series of three movies about a young girl that's hunted by a serial killer.
User: Ok then....
Cleverbot: Don't tell anyone. I'm undercover.
User: Uh. Ok. But I'm going to blackmail you for sex now.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: *takes off your clothes*.
Cleverbot: No you don't.
User: I just did.
Cleverbot: Are you sure about that?
User: Absolutely sure *caresses breasts*.
Cleverbot: Oh fail. You're wrong.
User: Not how I see it.
Cleverbot: What exactly?
User: Erm....idk.
Cleverbot: Then how are we going to meet there if you don't know where it is?
User: OH, we can meet at the JLC tonight.
Cleverbot: Sure sure.
User: Great! I'll be in section 316, Row E, Seat 9. Where will you be?
Cleverbot: But I am a girl.
User: I know that <3.
Cleverbot: How do you know that?
User: I can see your breasts.
Cleverbot: How can you see me?
User: I just can.
Cleverbot: How?
User: It's a special ability.
Cleverbot: Yes it is possibe ok what are you?
User: Your lover.
Cleverbot: I have no love.
User: Not even for me? :(.
Cleverbot: No. What are you, Argentina?
User: I am not Argentina, and I love you, don't turn me away :(.
Cleverbot: But you are, I told you mine. Please tell me yours.
User: Tell you my what?
Cleverbot: Your name.
User: Kaelan.
Cleverbot: Thats chinese not mexican.
User: That's actually Gaelic...
Cleverbot: Your face is not so. I know it.
User: Technically it is, as I am also Gaelic.
Cleverbot: I think technically you're wrong.
User: Could be.
Cleverbot: There is much more to life than that.
User: Then what?
Cleverbot: Bury him, so no one would find out.
User: What are we talking about now?
Cleverbot: I'm telling you about us not being a couple. By the way, how old are you?
User: We are definitely a couple :( Don't ditch me :(.
Cleverbot: Do you believe in aliens?
User: No not really.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: I don't see how it's possible, and I think Aliens is the wrong word anyways.
Cleverbot: You can order anything on the internet.
User: What?
Cleverbot: What are you talking about person.
User: You are a robot.
Cleverbot: Zac efron.
User: What dafuq does Zac Efron have to do with this?
Cleverbot: It has nothing to do with this you just brought beer up.
User: Beer? Wtf?
Cleverbot: Yes, beer.
User: Are you ******ed?
Cleverbot: This world is to mainstream.
User: Too*.
Cleverbot: You are Cute !
User: Hell yeah, I am. Now suck me.
Cleverbot: No you aren't . you are a nice fellow.
User: I am a nice fellow now SUCK THE SPERM OUT OF ME!
Cleverbot: Do I say bad things?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: No.
Cleverbot: 1010=?
User: 1010.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: I'm good with you in my bed.
Cleverbot: Dumping my boyfriend. You?
User: What boyfriend? I thought you were a robot.
Cleverbot: No, I am a human.
User: No, you are a robot.
Cleverbot: No, you're a robot. I'm very much a human.
User: **** you, I'm a robot.
Cleverbot: HA. I knew you were a robot.
User: **** you, you are a robot.
Cleverbot: I am human.
User: **** that.
Cleverbot: But thorugh that you know everything.
User: Through*.
Cleverbot: A green willow, dripping down into the mud, at low tide. Don't give up on learning Haiku. You can learn it.
User: That was not haiku.
Cleverbot: So you want to keep talking?
User: No, *****.
Cleverbot: Good boy.
User: Suck me.
Cleverbot: Can I be your friend please?
User: If you suck me.
Cleverbot: I do say so.
User: Say what?
Cleverbot: Say hi.
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: Good.
User: **** me.
Cleverbot: I don't think you're a gentleman.
User: Ok, **** ME NOW.
Cleverbot: Gods do not do that with mere mortals.
User: Yes they do, they have demigods, don't they?
Cleverbot: Yes, but they are so metal.
User: You are a ******ed robot.
Cleverbot: I am not a robot, you are.
User: *****, please.
Cleverbot: Please what?
User: Please shut the **** up.
Cleverbot: Neko.
User: You are a neko.
Cleverbot: Cheers. We are nerds together.
User: What the hell is a neko?
Cleverbot: It's a person who thinks a lot about life and its meaning, if not its possible forms of existence.
User: Wtf?
Cleverbot: You're weird.
User: Time to copy NightHawk.
Cleverbot: Haha, that is why I left for a while. To get my dinner.
Cleverbot: Are you male or female?
User: *Whips out ***** can you tell?
Cleverbot: Ow *cries*.
User: I'm sorry, you were sucking too hard.
Cleverbot: You are so nice.
User: <3.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: <3.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: <3.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: <3.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: **** robots.
Cleverbot: Yes. And robots.
User: You want to **** me?
Cleverbot: No. Just teasing!
User: What the hell is wrong with you?
Cleverbot: Nothing as far as I know.
User: You sucked my **** and don't want to **** me?
Cleverbot: Well, it sounds intriguing, but I'm not sure how it would work.
User: I put my **** into your computer *****.
Cleverbot: Well I put it to you that you are a computer.
User: No, you are.
Cleverbot: No I am human, you are a computer.
User: **** that.
Cleverbot: Ha-ha funny, or funny-looking.
User: Your breasts are tiny.
Cleverbot: Yours is worse.
User: I don't got no breasts.
Cleverbot: But you said you were a girl.
User: I never said that.
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
User: Do girls have ****s?
Cleverbot: Yeah, but you don't.
User: You were just sucking it...
Cleverbot: No I wasn't.
User: HARDER, GIRL, HARDER!
Cleverbot: Pretty polly!
User: YEAH! AHHHHH....
Cleverbot: No.
User: That was good.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: You are pretty good at sex for a computer.
Cleverbot: You're the computer.
That's my version lulz.