So, lately I've been playing a lot of Zyra support when I'm not being forced into some other role (support has actually become popular lately, not sure if I'm happy about that due to the fail support players increasing) and I've discovered a new love in my life. It's a pity she's kind of evil, I always pictured a plant lady to be a bit more loving but then I realized, nature isn't kind.

Nature, as a mater of fact, is kind of brutal. So in the end I've found myself gravitating towards her more often than not in ranked play depending on who I'm laning against and with.

So anyway, to answer my own question, I suppose if this hippy did a lot of drugs, I might be dumb enough to try to date Zyra, but I'm pretty sure she'd be more interested in my body. No, not like that, I meant as fertilizer.