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Sticks and stones may break my bones, b*tch you can't phase me.
Ranked Misadventures
Ranked Misadventures
TheSilverDust wrote:
Without the sex scenes, this book would be an EPIC FAIL. This book is badly written that it is so boring when reading it. But this book series is a hit and I can't just think why did it become famous. And some are (is this true?) MASTURBATING ON IT while reading or (this is UNACCEPTABLE!)watching it in a public place, which are the cinemas! :[ If you are proud to say that you are enjoying reading/watching it and you are so afraid to watch porn, then I advice: just watch porn, not 50 Shades of Grey.
Now, if you excuse me.
It's true. Many libraries stocking the book for rental would report that someone's ***my crust would be found on those pages of the book.
I feel like cooking something but I have just eaten :/
idk what to do(I prohably shouldn't, no one's gonna eat it before tomorrow evening)
idk what to do(I prohably shouldn't, no one's gonna eat it before tomorrow evening)
I AM NOT AFFECTED BY ELOHELL. NOOBS AND TROLLS NEVER RUIN MY RANKED GAMES.
I DON'T GET STUCK AND I NEVER GET ONLY 2LP FOR A WIN.
I AM UNRANKED.
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"I saw [Twilight: Eclipse] in theaters with a girl I was dating at the time. I spent more time staring at my toes and wiggling them than I did watching this abomination. When Edward proposed to Blank Face, I finally looked up with a revelation.
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
Latest Legend wrote:
Probably ancient but I love it
that's pretty accurate and someone sent it to you via whatsapp web app ;)
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http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/3bcd4d7524/5-reasons-pornstars-hate-50-shades-of-grey
Not sure if it classifies as NSFW, but view at your own discretion.
Without the sex scenes, this book would be an EPIC FAIL. This book is badly written that it is so boring when reading it. But this book series is a hit and I can't just think why did it become famous. And some are (is this true?) MASTURBATING ON IT while reading or (this is UNACCEPTABLE!)watching it in a public place, which are the cinemas! :[ If you are proud to say that you are enjoying reading/watching it and you are so afraid to watch porn, then I advice: just watch porn, not 50 Shades of Grey.
Now, if you excuse me.