Here I will be gathering all reviews I post in the thread, so finding them is easier.
Chappie
Elysium
District 9
Edge of Tomorrow
Jack Reacher
Oblivion
The Book Thief
A.I.
I, Robot
Ex Machina
Her
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"I can't decide where I stand on abortion, on one hand it is killing children, on the other it gives women a choice." - ???
"I can't decide where I stand on abortion, on one hand it is killing children, on the other it gives women a choice." - ???
Sooo, for my first set of reviews I thought I'd take a trio of Neill Blomkamp(director) movies. Blomkamp means Flowerfight by the way :D
They can be found in the comment above.
They can be found in the comment above.
"I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m ****ing ******ed but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache†and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding." - Guuse
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
I want to see a review of The Bay (it's hilariously bad imo).
The whole reference to mutated tongue-eating louses makes it particularly funny
The whole reference to mutated tongue-eating louses makes it particularly funny
The_Nameless_Bard wrote:
I want to see a review of The Bay (it's hilariously bad imo).
Nah, I don't intentionally go for bad horror movies.
I will be reviewing a good horror-ish movie soon though.
Sittin' on chimneys, putting fire up my ***.
"I biked 12km in a blizzard today and mice are chewing on my chocolate bars. Life's good."
"I biked 12km in a blizzard today and mice are chewing on my chocolate bars. Life's good."
you should review "The Last Airbender" but with the RiffTrax Audio commentary. It makes the movie somewhat more bearable/enjoyable if you happen to a MST3K fan.
EDIT
Also I thought about this movie when I saw that you reviewed Chappie, since the same actor also played Zuko and this movie almost ended his carer on the spot.
EDIT
Also I thought about this movie when I saw that you reviewed Chappie, since the same actor also played Zuko and this movie almost ended his carer on the spot.
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Lugignaf wrote:
All horror movies are bad though. It's just common knowledge.
Nope. I've seen 3 good horror movies that I can remember right at this moment, might be more.
They are very rare however. Most horror movies are just gore fests with a ******ed plot and characters.
One of the 3 isn't really classified as horror though, I think. But it definitely scared me, especially since it plays so close to reality. I'd classify it as psychological horror.
Ninja Trigger wrote:
you should review "The Last Airbender" but with the RiffTrax Audio commentary. It makes the movie somewhat more bearable/enjoyable if you happen to a MST3K fan.
No thanks.
But I'll probably do the Airbender movie some time when I'm bored.
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Also I thought about this movie when I saw that you reviewed Chappie, since the same actor also played Zuko and this movie almost ended his carer on the spot.
Nah, he played in Slumdog Millionaire, that alone skyrocketed him into fame.
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I CANNOT GET ENOUGH
****" - mencretnas, on Gigantomakhia
"I AM PRETTY SURE THIS MANGA IS VIOLATING SOME LAWS ABOUT CHILD PORNOGRAPHY
I CANNOT GET ENOUGH
****" - mencretnas, on Gigantomakhia
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I am gonna try to gather up a few reviews before posting them so as not to spam.
I will keep things short and have a simple rating system.
Please add your own reviews to the mix as long as you use the same format and rating system.
The rating system consists of:
Avoid
Maybe
Recommended
Highly recommended
It's simple, self-explanatory and far more useful than a number.