"I saw [Twilight: Eclipse] in theaters with a girl I was dating at the time. I spent more time staring at my toes and wiggling them than I did watching this abomination. When Edward proposed to Blank Face, I finally looked up with a revelation.
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
BigBoxGamer wrote:
Ex Machina best movie of 2015? I know opinions are different, but it sounds like someone hasn't seen Mad Max yet. :P
Nope haven't seen it yet. Planning on watching it though.
Have you seen Ex Machina?
Narrative splendor like that is very rare. Mad Max would need to have some of the most mind-bogglingly cool action scenes in existence if I were to rate it at a similar level, because I kind of doubt that the narrative is a major selling point for that movie.
"I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m ****ing ******ed but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache†and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding." - Guuse
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
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You poor sod. I'll cry a silent tear for you ;(
I'd like to add this for those interested in AI:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tcdVC4e6EV4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qfIgCiYlfY