A different take on Transformers.
"I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m ****ing ******ed but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache†and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding." - Guuse
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
RottedApples wrote:
look mom, i've wasted 2 years of my life on mobafire. yay.
TheSilverDust wrote:
oh...
Saw it the other day. Oldspice is stupid. Reminds me of that key&peele skit with the 2 guys from gangs that become friends while holding guns to each other.
Ekki wrote:
Wait what? We joined the exact same day.
Im more active :)
(theres no carrot thing on my mobile keyboard wtf)
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"It's not like I'm letting you pat me because I like you."
Anyway, like I mentioned previously, I went to International Wildcard All-Stars today, and I know you guys aren't really too enthused about this stuff, so I won't drown you guys in photos.
my jelly is grape