I just wanna say i had a lot of fun reading this, and that i do agree that dying is for scrubs. it's an... interesting, take on her build lol. It was a very amusing read, you have a way with words in that regard, so a slow clap to you for getting me to chuckle.

I am curious how good it actually is though. Slow's don't stack all that well in the game, so i'm kinda wondering if you have an example game or clips i could look at? it's no biggie if not, and obviously you are selfaware enough to know this is trolly, but im super curious now and can't help but wanna see it in action.

Keep it up, i may check in on this every now and then and you earned my like for the amusement alone. the whole guide has a very "Bricky" feel to it, if you know who that is.

-Reason