"I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m ****ing ******ed but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache†and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding." - Guuse
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
jhoijhoi wrote:
Actually, it is pretty accurate. You just got lucky. Plus, I'm a level 80 Paladin, so clearly my knowledge surpasses yours due to my superiority.
EDIT: Also, lol, I bet you screamed in /all chat after, "LOL IT TOOK 5 OF YOU TO GANK ME FAIL GANK" ^^
Ok.. I "survived". I got cocky, turned around and, died to ignite.
Thank you to jhoijhoi for the sig, and all the dividers in the guide.
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He could never satisfy me as much as my current man Dr. Tran.
Ooohh, so that's where Tran went :D