"I saw [Twilight: Eclipse] in theaters with a girl I was dating at the time. I spent more time staring at my toes and wiggling them than I did watching this abomination. When Edward proposed to Blank Face, I finally looked up with a revelation.
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
jhoijhoi wrote:
Actually, it is pretty accurate. You just got lucky. Plus, I'm a level 80 Paladin, so clearly my knowledge surpasses yours due to my superiority.
EDIT: Also, lol, I bet you screamed in /all chat after, "LOL IT TOOK 5 OF YOU TO GANK ME FAIL GANK" ^^
Ok.. I "survived". I got cocky, turned around and, died to ignite.
True love is found only in yourself.
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He could never satisfy me as much as my current man Dr. Tran.
Ooohh, so that's where Tran went :D