"I saw [Twilight: Eclipse] in theaters with a girl I was dating at the time. I spent more time staring at my toes and wiggling them than I did watching this abomination. When Edward proposed to Blank Face, I finally looked up with a revelation.
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
Bloofyre
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orochinagi
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The_Nameless_Bard wrote:
I was being sarcastic lol
sarcasm doesn't work in the internet... unless you /sarcasm
36. Just because you're losing doesn't mean you are the best on your team, it means you are losing, too.
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OMG. I'M NEVER GONNA STOP USING THIS.
Original resolution is 1920x1200. BIG CATS :D
Original resolution is 1920x1200. BIG CATS :D
"If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses." - Henry Ford
"I contend we are both atheists, I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours." - Stephen F Roberts
"I contend we are both atheists, I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours." - Stephen F Roberts
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Unlimited Nyan Cat
Wtf XD
Try clicking "Lower the volume".
(yes, I just noticed)