"I saw [Twilight: Eclipse] in theaters with a girl I was dating at the time. I spent more time staring at my toes and wiggling them than I did watching this abomination. When Edward proposed to Blank Face, I finally looked up with a revelation.
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
Bloofyre
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orochinagi
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The_Nameless_Bard wrote:
I was being sarcastic lol
sarcasm doesn't work in the internet... unless you /sarcasm
61. When in doubt, ward.
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OMG. I'M NEVER GONNA STOP USING THIS.
Original resolution is 1920x1200. BIG CATS :D
Original resolution is 1920x1200. BIG CATS :D
The moment a religious person unknowingly calls his own ways stupid: "And lol. I highly doubt you have magic powers. If you proved it I would believe you, but since you 'refuse to', I choose not to."
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Wtf XD
Try clicking "Lower the volume".
(yes, I just noticed)