AWE MAN *kicks my foot in the dirt like a little kid who just got scolded by his parent*
I was clearly just messign around...Or I hope that was clear...If it wasn't well I feel ****ty then.
And yesh I know your are a girl, woman, female...And I'll assume that entails a vagina.
You know what really grinds my gears? The repetative spam I recieve from my fans. Like *****girl69, she says she wants me, and I'm like "Whoa now I know I'm great at lol but seriously I can see you're a gold digger BE GONE" same with Foxymom she says she wants to be with me and it's like "Whoa I'm not opposed to older women but seriously, just because I'm a pro LoL player doesn't mean you can be my girl."
((^^ This is what I do all day long...think up fictisious scenarios to make people laugh. It doesn't matter if it is with or at me, as long as they feel better than they did before))
I was clearly just messign around...Or I hope that was clear...If it wasn't well I feel ****ty then.
And yesh I know your are a girl, woman, female...And I'll assume that entails a vagina.
You know what really grinds my gears? The repetative spam I recieve from my fans. Like *****girl69, she says she wants me, and I'm like "Whoa now I know I'm great at lol but seriously I can see you're a gold digger BE GONE" same with Foxymom she says she wants to be with me and it's like "Whoa I'm not opposed to older women but seriously, just because I'm a pro LoL player doesn't mean you can be my girl."
((^^ This is what I do all day long...think up fictisious scenarios to make people laugh. It doesn't matter if it is with or at me, as long as they feel better than they did before))
lol of course it was clear, I just like to play along.
You seem like a really nice guy, I'm shocked no girl has decided you're hers.
You seem like a really nice guy, I'm shocked no girl has decided you're hers.
Tell that to my exes who found out the truth after dumping me.
Some of them took longer than others, but meh I've moved on. Single for now, lets me flirt if I want....Also lets me get hammered drunk and ask girls at a bar, "Did you used to run track? Because you sure look like you could vault my pole" without worrying that there will be more than a slap to the face in the near future.
Not saying I'm not faithful, I am, but I'm also a terrible flirt...So much so I often don't realize I'm doing it.
Some of them took longer than others, but meh I've moved on. Single for now, lets me flirt if I want....Also lets me get hammered drunk and ask girls at a bar, "Did you used to run track? Because you sure look like you could vault my pole" without worrying that there will be more than a slap to the face in the near future.
Not saying I'm not faithful, I am, but I'm also a terrible flirt...So much so I often don't realize I'm doing it.
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With my feminine figure and vagina.