what riot is really releasing this week..

[quote=caucheka][quote]In the HUGE thread concerning this topic http://na.leagueoflegends.com/board/showthread.php?t=1049007 the Riot employee "WhattayaBrian" released full information on the announcement that's supposed to be released later this week. This information was not given straight up, however. It was cleverly hidden in a unique code that I'm sure he thought was unbreakable. Sadly, he has never met the code cracking genius, Eggtart Chow. WhattayaBrian is a play on words for the popular line "Whattaya buyin?" from Resident Evil 4. Whilst being a clever name, it's also part of his well thought out code. Resident Evil 4 was released on January 11, 2005. As we're all very aware, the Resident Evil series is famous for it's zombified foes. We all know that League of Legends currently has only ONE zombie champion in the game, Sion. January is the first month of the year. 11 is the date RE4 was released. Leon was the main character in the game. League of legends has only one female tank in the game, Leona. So far everything is pulling together quite nicely, but what is it pointing to? In the thread mentioned earlier, Brian posted a whopping 18 times at the time I'm typing this. Obviously the number one is at the beginning of 18. There are 2 individual numbers in 18. 18+2=20. There are 3 main numbers we're looking at in this equation: 18, 1, and 2. Divide the sum of 18 and 2 by 3 (the number of main numbers) to get 6.66. Subtract that by one, Riot's obviously new favorite number, to get 5. This was the code given for the release date of the announcement. 8-5-2011. Friday, the 6th day of the week. The only reason we know the month is August and year is 2011 would be from Riot 100% confirming the announcement would be made this week. Back to the mention of the one zombie champion in the game and the cleverly named female, Leona. Leona obviously has 2 abilities that are very similar to Sion's. They both have a stun and both have an exploding shield. If you take their two names and rearrange them, however, you get "No one lias". Say it fast and it sounds like no one lies. Why is this relevant? Let's ask Jozrael: [quote] Originally Posted by Jozrael View Post We don't lie to you guys . We <3 you very much. Sometimes (like now!) we can't discuss things, and others we are mistaken, but lying? Not at this company.[/quote] The statement Jozrael made about lying holds true; Riot has yet to flat out lie. What's the one thing the majority of the community blames Riot for lying about, though? Magma Chamber. Is Magma Chamber coming out this week? No, it is not. It is another clue, however. If you notice the attachment, a magma chamber is located at the base of a volcano. Who came out recently with a volcanic skin? That's right, Wukong did. Where's Wukong from? China. Is there a Chinese version of League of Legends? You bet your sweet ass there is. Now what is China known for around the USA? Chinese take out. Why is everyone at the Riot offices so excited for this announcement? It personally concerns them, as well. What am I hinting towards? Riot Games will be opening the very first Chinese restaurant gaming cafe on Friday. It was in front of everyone the entire time, you just have to read between the lines. [/quote] http://na.leagueoflegends.com/board/showthread.php?t=1052551[/quote]

[quote=Dotter]wth.. lol xD[/quote]

[quote=BigDaddyPedro]LOL I was so into it and was all like hmmm.. this makes sense (Gentleman Cho'gath mode) Then ROLF'd at the end! Thanks for the laugh. Oh and if it is true, can't wait for me some chines food. China numba wan![/quote]

[quote=wRAthoFVuLK]whoa CHINESE RESTAURANT GAMING CAFE? I'm in. is this srs?[/quote]

[quote=BigDaddyPedro]If its not </3 :'([/quote]

[quote=yegaboo11]At first I was hyped, then I realized it was a joke. That would be awesome imo.[/quote]

[quote=Visfarix]the chinese restaurant made me lol[/quote]