Human Race patch v1.1.1

[quote=caucheka]God here. Haven't had an update in a while. >Updates -Members of the neckbeard subrace of White get a consolation if they make it past level 20 without experiencing intercourse. To make this harder to obtain, I will be increasing the neckbeard's Charisma and Luck while decreasing their Technology skill. -There will be a mandatory test after level 16 to check your intellect and see if you're good enough to move on >Nerfs -Nerfing Japanese (already being implemented) -Nerfing woman's speech skill [QUIT TELLING ME TO NERF THE JEWISH RACE'S ABILITY TO MAKE MONEY. APPARENTLY YOU AREN'T SATISFIED WITH THE NERF I APPLIED ABOUT 70 YEARS AGO] >Fixes -Balancing Black Race's Stamina with Intellect, there was a huge unbalance and it was quite unfair. -African-American subrace had garbled dialogue, being fixed now -Bug where it's unordinarily hot in most servers, being fixed BIG UPDATE SOON Western Servers versus Eastern once more >Western -Must be level 18 to participate -Character must be conditioned enough to shoot a gun properly and run long distances >Easterners -Must be level 10 or higher to participate -Pretty much anyone can participate no matter your strong/weak points, since Western servers have technological and weapon advantages Since it's a bigger update, it will take around 2-3 years and should be ready by 2012-2014[/quote]

[quote=xLiqur]LMAO[/quote]

[quote=Brynollf]OMG LMFAO[/quote]

[quote=Yougan]OMFG LMFAO WTF![/quote]

[quote=Shrillex]lmfao[/quote]

[quote=Nighthawk]lmfao inb4 thread full of 'lmfao'[/quote]

[quote=TheJohn]The Lord is really smart, nerfing the japanese was needed and nice to see that blacks are going to be smarter, they were all tough-looking, but with suicidal ideas: just go with everything, kill or be killed.[/quote]

[quote=Yougan]Finally a patch for the first time in about 1000 years! And it's this small? COME ON! BLUE SMALL MIDGETS NEXT![/quote]

[quote=TheJohn][quote=Yougan] Finally a patch for the first time in about 1000 years! And it's this small? COME ON! BLUE SMALL MIDGETS NEXT! [/quote] Well, this kind of patch requires a lot of study, so it may take only 10 years, or 1000. At least there's a study. If you check RIOT's situation, they make a list of things and randomly chooses one to nerf and does it badly.[/quote]

[quote=Yougan]It's so much queues! Please split earth. :3 Idiots on one half and people who just wants to be people on one.[/quote]