"I saw [Twilight: Eclipse] in theaters with a girl I was dating at the time. I spent more time staring at my toes and wiggling them than I did watching this abomination. When Edward proposed to Blank Face, I finally looked up with a revelation.
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
TheJohn
<Editor>
<Editor>
Searz wrote:
His logic is nonexistent.
/thread
Some people cant read things and then they cant understand what was said.
I was talking to Jebus and he said that the player with pots has advantage against another with dorans item. I said that if you get a dorans item, you should be careful, because the enemy can use pots.
TheJohn
<Editor>
<Editor>
Just to clarify no one's saying Doran's items are useless, in fact I think I start with a Doran item almost all the time if I'm laning.
I'm a noob though, so.
I'm a noob though, so.
Boots+3pots is the new standard start for carries.
"every now and again you come across a game that has so little emotional connection to who you are that you end up standing there, gazing at the screen and saying "I'm just pressing buttons and my life has no meaning,"" - Colin Campbell
Temzilla wrote:
I start Long Sword + pot on Ashe :(
Her last hitting is so bad without AD.
THAT ARROW MOVES SOOOOO SLOW >_>.
Why not just start out with a
Doran's Blade?
Special Thanks to ShadowNet for the signature!
You only need to click once, fool!
If you would like a guide review, please feel free to PM me directly!
You need to log in before commenting.
<_<
YOU CONTRADICT YOURSELF!
Paraphrasing here:
"Potions are useless" -TheJohn
"If you bought Dorans item, you should be always careful" -TheJohn
So tell me, how is buying any of these any good now? Your logic confounds me.
His logic is nonexistent.
/thread