Toshabi wrote:
Dark souls.
I wanna play it and the sequel so badly. I might even buy a PS3 for it.
"I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m ****ing ******ed but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache†and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding." - Guuse
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
Luther3000 wrote:
^ You could get Valkyria Chronicles too then. I almost put that in my initial list.
I was going to ask "why almost?", but after checking some images, I understood why.
And I searched for female redhead shepard images. Awesome. I'll finish that game more than once.
...Why was in he in the bathroom when he woke up?
Wait, on second thoughts I don't think I want to know the answer to that.
Wait, on second thoughts I don't think I want to know the answer to that.
He tore off his pants and peed on the bar, obviously.
Then he proceeded to mark the rest of the bar as his territory.
Then he proceeded to mark the rest of the bar as his territory.
"Blizzard spoke thus; Thou shalt not BM. And the players replied Nay, I shall Play my hand with Lethal already on the board. And so Blizzard sent unto them this Brawl of Yogg, As a lesson for their sins of Pride and Greed, for he is the Prophet of Madness and RNG. On that day, the tavern descended into an era of chaos and darkness, until the weekend passed and everyone forgot all about it. Amen. Book of SMOrc, Verse 20, Chapter 4." - Feam T
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Also I highly recommend playing as female redhead Shepard. There's something very awesome about watching a sexy lady in power armour with enormous guns (hue hue) kickin' *** and saving the universe. Plus Jennifer Hale does an amazing job as her VA.