"I saw [Twilight: Eclipse] in theaters with a girl I was dating at the time. I spent more time staring at my toes and wiggling them than I did watching this abomination. When Edward proposed to Blank Face, I finally looked up with a revelation.
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
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Eh, you're calling me ****? O.o
I don't know. I'm planning on creating a thread/blog about my thoughts on it, but i may just skip that and go right to making my guide.
I don't know. I'm planning on creating a thread/blog about my thoughts on it, but i may just skip that and go right to making my guide.
"Blizzard spoke thus; Thou shalt not BM. And the players replied Nay, I shall Play my hand with Lethal already on the board. And so Blizzard sent unto them this Brawl of Yogg, As a lesson for their sins of Pride and Greed, for he is the Prophet of Madness and RNG. On that day, the tavern descended into an era of chaos and darkness, until the weekend passed and everyone forgot all about it. Amen. Book of SMOrc, Verse 20, Chapter 4." - Feam T
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Searz wrote:
Eh, you're calling me ****? O.o
I don't know. I'm planning on creating a thread/blog about my thoughts on it, but i may just skip that and go right to making my guide.
Let me copy paste straight from urban dictionary :)
"Used as an alternative to bye or thanks with close friends, If used in other situations people think you are a rude ****
Eg 1
Person 1: Anyways i have to go, bye
Person 2: Cheers ****
Eg 2
Person 1: I got you a coffee
Person 2: Cheers ****"
Australians, the best gamers in the world combined with the worst ping.
Well, not being native in the English language kinda makes your knowledge in slang quite bad.
"I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m ****ing ******ed but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache†and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding." - Guuse
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
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Searz mate do you know if the Scout mastery helps your teammates too?
Well it obviously does.
But I don't think it increases the range of other peoples' wards.