"I saw [Twilight: Eclipse] in theaters with a girl I was dating at the time. I spent more time staring at my toes and wiggling them than I did watching this abomination. When Edward proposed to Blank Face, I finally looked up with a revelation.
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
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Eh, you're calling me ****? O.o
I don't know. I'm planning on creating a thread/blog about my thoughts on it, but i may just skip that and go right to making my guide.
I don't know. I'm planning on creating a thread/blog about my thoughts on it, but i may just skip that and go right to making my guide.
"I walked up to her big butt and asked her *** butt what." - Lil Wayne, lyrical genius
"I can't decide where I stand on abortion, on one hand it is killing children, on the other it gives women a choice." - ???
"I can't decide where I stand on abortion, on one hand it is killing children, on the other it gives women a choice." - ???
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Searz wrote:
Eh, you're calling me ****? O.o
I don't know. I'm planning on creating a thread/blog about my thoughts on it, but i may just skip that and go right to making my guide.
Let me copy paste straight from urban dictionary :)
"Used as an alternative to bye or thanks with close friends, If used in other situations people think you are a rude ****
Eg 1
Person 1: Anyways i have to go, bye
Person 2: Cheers ****
Eg 2
Person 1: I got you a coffee
Person 2: Cheers ****"
Australians, the best gamers in the world combined with the worst ping.
Well, not being native in the English language kinda makes your knowledge in slang quite bad.
"If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses." - Henry Ford
"I contend we are both atheists, I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours." - Stephen F Roberts
"I contend we are both atheists, I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours." - Stephen F Roberts
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Sweden :)
"I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m ****ing ******ed but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache†and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding." - Guuse
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
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Searz mate do you know if the Scout mastery helps your teammates too?
Well it obviously does.
But I don't think it increases the range of other peoples' wards.