Please point my mistakes. PLEASE.

[quote=Macaco Velho]I must be doing something wrong, but I can't understand what it is. When I go 8/3 as Morgana and 7/2 as Fiddlesticks and lose, I just can't understand what I should be doing instead. I know explaining the whole match here won't be enough, so I would like someone to play some custom games versus me and absolutely roll me, then point my mistakes (Duff is never online, that bastard). I NEVER EVER rage. I always try to be as nice as possible and bring the team up. I NEVER surrender, always tell my team I will carry them, I say that if they survive long enough for me to place my ult as fiddle I will win the game for them, they just gotta focus on the game. But it's so hard when bot lane fed their Ezreal into 1337/0. I need to learn to carry harder and harder, until I can go 9000/0 with triple snowball items and 5v1 their team. I need help. Maybe this should be posted in the "Mentoring" section, but I don't want a mentor. I want to lose hard versus anyone here then learn. Btw Duff I luv u <3[/quote]

[quote=Yougan]It might be becuse you're dragging out the game, when everyone gets their builds done, feeding won't matter. :8[/quote]

[quote=Macaco Velho]Let's put it this way: I'm challenging everyone here for a 1v1, because I think I will learn laning faster this way.[/quote]

[quote=Taneren]Are you on EU-West? ( I suck at 1v1, I'm stronger at teamfight and laning with a partner) I'd like to try 1v1. But it is nice to see you never rage, my first thought was "Meh, probally due to rage" Until you wrote it. My mate played godlike and could easily get 2k rating if he didn't have a problem.. he raged and raged and raged so much you won't believe it, it actually made him loose all of his games. But no one can carry a team alone in 5v5, it requires teamwork and no matter how good you do - With a horribad team, you can't win. I'm not saying that I'm pro myself, I often make mistakes, I sometimes rage (Mostly keeping cool and trying to enjoy the game) - But no matter HOW Good you are, you cannot carry alone, it requires a good team why I suggest for you to find a good partner or 2 and play with them, 2-3 good people can carry it. -Taneren.[/quote]

[quote=Lugignaf]You realize saying "I will carry you" is basically saying "Fuck you all, I'm way better than anyone here." Carrying is, 99% of the time, making sure you take initiative. As a tank, initiate. As a carry, ping a target you want dead fast. As a support, [b]support your carry[/b].[/quote]

[quote=Nighthawk]Fuck you all, i'm way better then anyone here.[/quote]

[quote=omagma]We know Night, we know. Now this will sting a bit, yes, that is good, now close your eyes. There there.[/quote]

[quote=DuffTime]Well. I log on almost every day... :P[/quote]

[quote=Nighthawk][quote=DuffTime] Well. I log on almost every day... :P [/quote] I call BS. Was a pain in the ass getting you online to test Nunu vs Olaf >:D[/quote]

[quote=TheJohn]I played a ranked, 24/8 as Talon and we lost. Bad team, suicidal Singed[/quote]