LaCorpse's Signature Café

[quote=LaCorpse]Your welcome :3[/quote]

[quote=Sk1llbug]It's amazing how you've gotten seven pages here in two days. Maybe I should get a sig from you ^^[/quote]

[quote=LaCorpse][quote=Sk1llbug] It's amazing how you've gotten seven pages here in two days. Maybe I should get a sig from you ^^ [/quote] I've only filled 3 orders so far, I think its mainly talking hehe.[/quote]

[quote=JEFFY40HANDS]Well you call it a cafe' what are we supposed to do? Sit with laptops open in a secluded corner pretending that we're working on a novel that will change the world? You know, the dbags in turtlenecks and their EMO glasses, sipping their double shot soy milk low fat veagen coffee in the back of Starbucks (or Bigby's) furiously typing into their key board then deleting everything then starting all over again because they need to appear to be struggling so that someone will engage them in conversation about how they're feeling....Which once engaged the dbag will mention some famous Russian author that he's/she's never actually read they're just trying to appear cultured. The dbags end goal? Probably get laid, the result? They end up alone sitting in the corner focusing too hard on being edgy and reclusive that not a damn person actually talks to them..... Is that what you want us to do Corpse?[/quote]

[quote=LaCorpse][quote=JEFFY40HANDS] Well you call it a cafe' what are we supposed to do? Sit with laptops open in a secluded corner pretending that we're working on a novel that will change the world? You know, the dbags in turtlenecks and their EMO glasses, sipping their double shot soy milk low fat veagen coffee in the back of Starbucks (or Bigby's) furiously typing into their key board then deleting everything then starting all over again because they need to appear to be struggling so that someone will engage them in conversation about how they're feeling....Which once engaged the dbag will mention some famous Russian author that he's/she's never actually read they're just trying to appear cultured. The dbags end goal? Probably get laid, the result? They end up alone sitting in the corner focusing too hard on being edgy and reclusive that not a damn person actually talks to them..... Is that what you want us to do Corpse? [/quote] Yes. That's it. EXACTLY! You're so good at this! Haha xD[/quote]

[quote=JEFFY40HANDS]What a shame I don't wear glasses or own a turtleneck :/ Oh well this means I get to be the nice customer who flirts with a waitress all the time but never has the guts to ask one out on a date. ^_^[/quote]

[quote=LaCorpse]That sounds a bit sad :( But its okay. I have glasses but no turtleneck. :3 hehe[/quote]

[quote=JEFFY40HANDS]Not terribly sad. It could be worse, if I didn't flirt at all D: XD Glasses but no turtleneck is totally ok. The minute you put a turtleneck on though, *shudders* they change people. I have a feeling it has to deal with the turtleneck cutting off blood flow to the brain, or at the least reducing it.[/quote]

[quote=LaCorpse]Pwahahaha! ^_^ I have cute glasses. And I HATE turtlenecks. So don't worry ^_^[/quote]

[quote=JEFFY40HANDS]Cute glasses you say? Do they have kittens on them? And good, turtlenecks are the work of the devil...IMO[/quote]