"I saw [Twilight: Eclipse] in theaters with a girl I was dating at the time. I spent more time staring at my toes and wiggling them than I did watching this abomination. When Edward proposed to Blank Face, I finally looked up with a revelation.
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
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You guys shouldn't care about star wars. Waiting for someone to FINALLY pick up "The Last Star Fighter" and remake it into the badassness that seems to be ever present in "old movies" coming back from the grave that has been started recently.
Examples being Batman Begins/The Dark Knight, Tron Legacy (not a remake but truthfully a revamp sequeal to the cult classic that was Tron), Predators (less campy more win than the other newer pred movies imo).
Honestly if you've never seen The Last Star Fighter. SEE IT AND LOVE IT....BTW that movie is what inspired Katarina's Death Lotus ulti. Just saying.
Examples being Batman Begins/The Dark Knight, Tron Legacy (not a remake but truthfully a revamp sequeal to the cult classic that was Tron), Predators (less campy more win than the other newer pred movies imo).
Honestly if you've never seen The Last Star Fighter. SEE IT AND LOVE IT....BTW that movie is what inspired Katarina's Death Lotus ulti. Just saying.
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All the real Star Wars fans know that 1-3 are the classics.