"I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m ****ing ******ed but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache†and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding." - Guuse
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
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You guys shouldn't care about star wars. Waiting for someone to FINALLY pick up "The Last Star Fighter" and remake it into the badassness that seems to be ever present in "old movies" coming back from the grave that has been started recently.
Examples being Batman Begins/The Dark Knight, Tron Legacy (not a remake but truthfully a revamp sequeal to the cult classic that was Tron), Predators (less campy more win than the other newer pred movies imo).
Honestly if you've never seen The Last Star Fighter. SEE IT AND LOVE IT....BTW that movie is what inspired Katarina's Death Lotus ulti. Just saying.
Examples being Batman Begins/The Dark Knight, Tron Legacy (not a remake but truthfully a revamp sequeal to the cult classic that was Tron), Predators (less campy more win than the other newer pred movies imo).
Honestly if you've never seen The Last Star Fighter. SEE IT AND LOVE IT....BTW that movie is what inspired Katarina's Death Lotus ulti. Just saying.
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All the real Star Wars fans know that 1-3 are the classics.