"I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m ****ing ******ed but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache†and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding." - Guuse
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
Yea, your peenis was 0 and it's now 4. Grats.
Lurn ta understand simple stuff, brah.
Lurn ta understand simple stuff, brah.
""Toshabi took thy **** and strucketh Hotshot in his face 'thou art no god'" Toshabi 3:16" - Toshabi
"And then, TheJohn said something so Brazilian that it made all the Brazilians in Brazil turn to look at him" - Toshabi
"abloobloo ur triggering me" - Toshabi
"And then, TheJohn said something so Brazilian that it made all the Brazilians in Brazil turn to look at him" - Toshabi
"abloobloo ur triggering me" - Toshabi
Vavena wrote:
What? When? where? was I drunk ?
Yes dear. That's what happens when you get drunk. You go home with the ugly dude with a small **** and wake up feeling violated. Then you repress those memories and believe that it was all just some dream.
Alcohol is bad, kids.
Lol, jk. Alcohol is good.
Sittin' on chimneys, putting fire up my ***.
"I biked 12km in a blizzard today and mice are chewing on my chocolate bars. Life's good."
"I biked 12km in a blizzard today and mice are chewing on my chocolate bars. Life's good."
Luther3000 wrote:
Is there anyone on this website who isn't stalking Vavena?
I have yet to meet a stalker on here
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Awww koksei why would I decline someone like you. Why no I would never do such a thing :3
Yea, especially with his 4inch peenis