So I was playing a ranked game and a few minutes into the match this enemy Kog'Maw said something to me (I forgot) in response to something I said earlier in all chat. Can't remember what I said, but I was pretty much just saying whatever. He said something about me...can't remember what either, but I do remember I replied to him making fun of his username which was "smTECHN9Ne".

I said something about his name contradicting what he said earlier about me. I was horrified at his typing skills and based on that along with his username, I concluded he was either a 16 year old boy who has yet to understand life, or a 24 year old guy who thinks he is cool. Either way, I felt it was appropriate to assume he was sadly misguided in life (exaggerating).

Later on, I started saying Gragas & Warwick stole my kill for ***** and giggles to see their reaction. It's funny because they did not defend themselves once or denied it which obviously meant they understood that they did nothing but steal kills from me. I didn't really mind though, but it seems like they thought I did because afterwards, they all sided with this smTECHN9Ne guy during the hilarious all-chat arguments.

I love how they all try to diss me only to get destroyed by a single comeback statement from me. One example was this Ashe on my team (Amahe1) who decided to go against me all of a sudden saying she was going to report me for such and such. So what did I do? I pointed her out on her failing the near-point-blank arrow shot on a Teemo who's standing still hitting our turret. That easily shut her up. Anyways, we win the game (obviously because of me) and then...more funny stuff:

Amahel joined the room.
BloodRage09 joined the room.
smTECHN9NE joined the room.
monsterboi joined the room.
IspySumthingDead joined the room.
EVILISLEMONS joined the room.
54n71460 joined the room.
8complex8 joined the room.
Gatillo joined the room.

EVILISLEMONS: nice
IspySumthingDead: gg dont forget that report :D
smTECHN9NE: srryu bout the feeds tho for real team
EVILISLEMONS: yo
EVILISLEMONS: tech
EVILISLEMONS: can u just admit ur 16
EVILISLEMONS: itll make u feel better

smTECHN9NE: i wish
EVILISLEMONS: and thats not harasssment
EVILISLEMONS: that's you not being honest with urself

smTECHN9NE: i honest wish i was 16
EVILISLEMONS: i am just trying to help u
EVILISLEMONS: so what are u?
EVILISLEMONS: 15?

smTECHN9NE: lol buddy
EVILISLEMONS: either ur 16 or 20
smTECHN9NE: do u live in kansas?
BloodRage09: reported
EVILISLEMONS: cuz noone would ever have that name
EVILISLEMONS: and not be of that age

smTECHN9NE: **** ya buddy rep strange
EVILISLEMONS: and not to mention type embarassingly bad
smTECHN9NE: STRANGE ALLL DAYYY
EVILISLEMONS: srry
EVILISLEMONS: 16 years old

smTECHN9NE: STRRRAAAAANNNGGGEEE
EVILISLEMONS: peace

Yeah. WTF is "rep strange" anyway? LOL?