Maetrka
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Wish granted, but all the new champions from now on costs 12600IP.
I wish I had boobs.
I wish I had boobs.
"I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m ****ing ******ed but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache†and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding." - Guuse
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
LaronX
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Werepirelord wrote:
He costs less IP, here have a Kog for only 6349Ip.
I wish that there was an atheist class in school.
You fail.
The moment a religious person unknowingly calls his own ways stupid: "And lol. I highly doubt you have magic powers. If you proved it I would believe you, but since you 'refuse to', I choose not to."
"I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m ****ing ******ed but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache†and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding." - Guuse
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
@tehAsian
Wish granted, but it was all a joke.
Wish granted, but it was all a joke.
Thanks to Koksei, The_Nameless_Bard,JhoiJhoi, LaCorpse, JEFFY40HANDS and myself for the signatures! I am also a certified gangster.
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Gameplay:
The first post user which is me will state a wish - The second poster will say " Wish granted but...." and thats where you will corrupt the wish and so on. He/she then will wish for something after he corrupted the other.
Examples
+ I wish i had a cold beer.
- Wish granted but it's frozen and you can't drink it.
+ I wish for a new skateboard
- Wish Granted, but on your way to the skate park you are hit by a bus.
So, i'll start:
I wish varus was out already.