throatslasher wrote:
wish granted, but riot changes its refund policy from 90 days to 5 minutes
I wish I had five thousand individual solid 24k gold coins in my living room weighing no less than 5 ounces apiece
wish granted, but scientists makes it possible for gold to be created from sand, your gold now has the approx value of sand.
I wish i had a nice car.
Ty MM and Blood for the sigs :3 | Rammus is comming back - heard it here first!

"Carrying"-guide | My reviewservice

"Carrying"-guide | My reviewservice
Granted, but abortion rates went up 5000% and religious groups are suicide bombing abortion clinics.
I wish butts would taste like dill.
I wish butts would taste like dill.
"I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m ****ing ******ed but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache†and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding." - Guuse
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
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I wish I had five thousand individual solid 24k gold coins in my living room weighing no less than 5 ounces apiece