"I saw [Twilight: Eclipse] in theaters with a girl I was dating at the time. I spent more time staring at my toes and wiggling them than I did watching this abomination. When Edward proposed to Blank Face, I finally looked up with a revelation.
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
Oo, not getting that one yet then.
I've got so many games to play that I'm only buying games on big sales right now :3
I've got so many games to play that I'm only buying games on big sales right now :3
"I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m ****ing ******ed but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache†and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding." - Guuse
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
:o
Metro 2033 is cheap as freaking dirt right now.
That's a really good game. I recommend anyone who has a graphics card strong enough to buy it.
Metro 2033 is cheap as freaking dirt right now.
That's a really good game. I recommend anyone who has a graphics card strong enough to buy it.
"If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses." - Henry Ford
"I contend we are both atheists, I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours." - Stephen F Roberts
"I contend we are both atheists, I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours." - Stephen F Roberts
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Metro 2033 is cheap as freaking dirt right now.
That's a really good game. I recommend anyone who has a graphics card strong enough to buy it.
Been playing it now and then. Really creepy shooter. Very scripted but a really good one at that.
There's a lot of sales on good indie games on Steam right now.
Super Meat Boy, The Binding of Isaac, LIMBO(tho LIMBO is in the humble bundle right now), Braid, World of Goo, Night Sky and Jamestown.
All 50% or more off.
Super Meat Boy, The Binding of Isaac, LIMBO(tho LIMBO is in the humble bundle right now), Braid, World of Goo, Night Sky and Jamestown.
All 50% or more off.
"Games may not be art, but this one did wonderful things to my ****." - Roger Ebert
"I AM PRETTY SURE THIS MANGA IS VIOLATING SOME LAWS ABOUT CHILD PORNOGRAPHY
I CANNOT GET ENOUGH
****" - mencretnas, on Gigantomakhia
"I AM PRETTY SURE THIS MANGA IS VIOLATING SOME LAWS ABOUT CHILD PORNOGRAPHY
I CANNOT GET ENOUGH
****" - mencretnas, on Gigantomakhia
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Post steam sales here with a motivation behind why you'd recommend the game or just ask other people if they think the game is worth buying.
I'm curious about the game Lucidity (50% off). I really like the visuals. Anyone know if it's any good?
There's also this 60% sale on Dead Island if anyone is interested.