CasterMaster wrote:
Jackie Chan inspired Xin Zhao tutorial.
I've literally fallen off of my chair twice while listening to that. The best laugh I've had in a long time.
Tip to anyone who watches, maybe turn your speakers to like 60% you normally have them on. Thank me later.

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Haha that is hilarious, great find Castermaster
Aw shiet, I didn't even know Jacky could sing like that!
Now I want to watch Mulan lol
Actually, he was in a Chinese opera when he was young
Used my not so very good google skills and came up with this, its the translated lyrics of Jackie Chans version, the one in the first post
Manly Man - Jackie Chan
Everyone take up arms together, let the Huns despair
Why does this group of soldiers seem like girls?
You're clumsy and unorganized
I will change your future prospects
You'll become a manly man, don't admit defeat
Keep your feet steadfast, your heart must be steady
Open your bosom, strive for victory with determination
Cowardice and fear, you'll be confused and disturbed
In panic and ignorance, you'll be helpless
Become manly men, don't admit defeat
(I'm short of breath like a cow about to die)
(The afterlife is eagerly awaiting my arrival)
(I think everyone has been scared silly by him)
(They're all trembling with fear)
(My identity is still a secret)
(If I fall into the river, I'll surely die)
(A manly man) Your movements must be fast as the rushing river
(A manly man) Your destructive power must be as heartless as a storm
(A manly man) Your heart must be like a wildfire threatening the border
Come and go as a ghost, like a nightmare in the dark of night
Time has no mercy, the Huns are drawing nearer
Only if you obey my orders will you survive
The battlefield is too cruel, red with blood of a massacre
If you're afraid, then set forth on your journey home
You must be a manly man, don't admit defeat
(A manly man) Your movements must be fast as the rushing river
(A manly man) Your destructive power must be as heartless as a storm
(A manly man) Your heart must be like a wildfire threatening the border
Come and go as a ghost, like a nightmare in the dark of night
(A manly man) Your movements must be fast as the rushing river
(A manly man) Your destructive power must be as heartless as a storm
(A manly man) Your heart must be like a wildfire threatening the border
Come and go as a ghost, like a nightmare in the dark of night
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Aw shiet, I didn't even know Jacky could sing like that!
Now I want to watch Mulan lol
Actually, he was in a Chinese opera when he was young
Used my not so very good google skills and came up with this, its the translated lyrics of Jackie Chans version, the one in the first post
Manly Man - Jackie Chan
Everyone take up arms together, let the Huns despair
Why does this group of soldiers seem like girls?
You're clumsy and unorganized
I will change your future prospects
You'll become a manly man, don't admit defeat
Keep your feet steadfast, your heart must be steady
Open your bosom, strive for victory with determination
Cowardice and fear, you'll be confused and disturbed
In panic and ignorance, you'll be helpless
Become manly men, don't admit defeat
(I'm short of breath like a cow about to die)
(The afterlife is eagerly awaiting my arrival)
(I think everyone has been scared silly by him)
(They're all trembling with fear)
(My identity is still a secret)
(If I fall into the river, I'll surely die)
(A manly man) Your movements must be fast as the rushing river
(A manly man) Your destructive power must be as heartless as a storm
(A manly man) Your heart must be like a wildfire threatening the border
Come and go as a ghost, like a nightmare in the dark of night
Time has no mercy, the Huns are drawing nearer
Only if you obey my orders will you survive
The battlefield is too cruel, red with blood of a massacre
If you're afraid, then set forth on your journey home
You must be a manly man, don't admit defeat
(A manly man) Your movements must be fast as the rushing river
(A manly man) Your destructive power must be as heartless as a storm
(A manly man) Your heart must be like a wildfire threatening the border
Come and go as a ghost, like a nightmare in the dark of night
(A manly man) Your movements must be fast as the rushing river
(A manly man) Your destructive power must be as heartless as a storm
(A manly man) Your heart must be like a wildfire threatening the border
Come and go as a ghost, like a nightmare in the dark of night
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