"I saw [Twilight: Eclipse] in theaters with a girl I was dating at the time. I spent more time staring at my toes and wiggling them than I did watching this abomination. When Edward proposed to Blank Face, I finally looked up with a revelation.
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
MrCuddowls wrote:
you suck at trolling
Congratulations on most irrelevant post in my topic. I would give you a gold star but I'm fresh out of them.
MrCuddowls wrote:
Hahahaha telling me my items are bad HHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAhA
Listen buddy don't judge someone's items if your only level 13
This build is Platinum approved, Thats all you need to know
NinjaGinge
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0__0 WTH! YOU made a old man a brony XD. That gave me a good chuckle...so did you talk about ponies and rainbows for the rest of the train ride?
LaronX
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If you are still on train do that.
Start watch mlp . Sit in a way so he can watch too. When it is about to get really intristing or something big is about to happen make a "meh" and switch to someone else or turn away so he can't look anymore and look very happy as you watch.
Start watch mlp . Sit in a way so he can watch too. When it is about to get really intristing or something big is about to happen make a "meh" and switch to someone else or turn away so he can't look anymore and look very happy as you watch.
Thanks lgnition for the Sig.
If by pony you mean ***** than yes, yes I do love cats (she what i did their ;) ). Anywhoo No im not part of your brony cult, nor do I wan't to watch a show about ponies. NOW STOP LINKING PICTURES OF YOUR FETISH ALL OVER STUFF I POST ON MONKEY! GOSSH I know you like seeing naked animated ponies(ponies in the show don't where clothing therefore naked) but, I sir do not so please stop posting pony porn everywhere I go 0___0.
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That's gotta hurt...